Cecil B. Demented

00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,610 I'm Cecil b. Demented, and you're in my movie. 468 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:59,526 If you look in the camera and ruin a take, you're dead. 469 00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:02,268 Do you know Quentin Tarantino ? I love his movies ! 470 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,357 - No ad-libbing ! - [ Screaming ] 471 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,403 Three dollars for a fucking candy bar ! 472 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,623 You call that a medium ! 473 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:12,843 This is still popped in coconut oil, isn't it ? 474 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,020 [ Gunshot, screaming ] 475 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,891 Hey, what's the trouble here ? 476 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,720 Nobody needs this garbage. 477 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,073 We are the ultimate bad review. 478 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:29,643 Please, please. I-I didn't make this movie. I'm just the manager. 479 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,559 - [ Grunts ] - Let's go ! 480 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:35,344 No, it's mine !give it to me, you bastard ! 481 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:39,131 Dr. Patch, these brats won't give me the-- 482 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:42,047 Dr. Patch, Dr. Patch, please ! 483 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:45,050 [ Audience screaming ]Places everybody ! Lyle, Cherish, get in here ! 484 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:48,314 Say the lines ! And action ! 485 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:51,186 You don't have to like this movie. 486 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,362 You're a victim of advertising ! 487 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,886 You've been manipulated by press agents ! 488 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,412 - Patch Adams, you're dead. - [ Canisters exploding ] 489 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,805 [ Screaming continues ] 490 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:04,460 [ Coughing, gagging ] 491 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,724 Everybody wrap it up and run ! 492 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:10,771 [ Hooting, shouting ] 493 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,958 [ Lewis rapping ] ♪ hey, yo, man, listen up 494 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,352 ♪ when we say action we mean action, yo ♪ 495 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,876 ♪ ain't nobody puttin' us in turnaround ♪ 496 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:31,531 ♪ you got that, motherfucker we ain't got no budget ♪ 497 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,750 ♪ no budget ♪ no craft service, man 498 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,797 ♪ no budget ♪ we don't take no notes 499 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,191 ♪ no budget ♪ no fucking call sheets, yo 500 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:41,758 ♪ no budget ♪ we ain't recouping shit 501 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:45,066 come on, Cecil, I want a little action of my own. 502 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,112 I'm trying to write, Cherish. 503 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,679 ♪ We gonna turn Hollywood out ♪♪ no budget 504 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,682 ♪ we don't need the help of so-called critics ♪ 505 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,076 ♪ outlaw cinema, brother with the hottest gunslingers ♪yeah ! 506 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,383 ♪ When we say action cameras start to spin ♪ 507 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,341 ♪ rip all your studio's fucking asshole clean ♪ 508 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:02,301 ♪ if I direct, ain't gonna be no motherfuckin' scenes ♪ 509 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,564 ♪ we'll do the edits see what no budget means ♪ 510 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,045 ♪ it's either our way or no way fuck keeping it clean ♪ 511 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,612 Ohhh ! ♪ no budget 512 00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:11,701 ♪ no craft service, man ♪ no budget 513 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,964 ♪ we don't take no notes ♪ no budget 514 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,402 ♪ no fucking call sheets, yo ♪ no budget 515 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,578 ♪ we ain't recouping shit ♪ no budget 516 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,754 ♪ yeah, we got a start date for real ♪ ♪ no budget 517 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:23,061 ♪ yo, this picture's a go ♪ no budget 518 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,325 ♪ we gonna turn Hollywood out ♪ ♪ no budget 519 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:29,328 ♪♪ [ continues, indistinct ][ Sighing ] it's goat urine. 520 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:32,200 You want some ?no. 521 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:36,509 It's a Satan thing. [ Panting ] 522 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:39,425 Oh, god, you're so good in our movie. 523 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,601 ♪ We ain't got no budget ♪ no budget 524 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:43,603 ♪ no craft service, man ♪ no budget 525 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,605 ♪ we don't take no notes ♪ no budget 526 00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,607 ♪ no fucking call sheets, yo ♪ no budget 527 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,523 craft service ? ♪ we ain't recouping shit 528 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:54,135 no, thank you, fidget. I never drink when I'm working. ♪♪ [ Continues, indistinct ] 529 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,746 That's very kind of you. 530 00:34:56,790 --> 00:35:01,534 Hey, fidget, do your parents know where you a