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422 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,076 even if l decided to fuck his brains out, 423 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,621 what business is that of yours? 424 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,540 Why do you have to say that? 425 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,041 -Say what? -You know what. 426 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:21,629 -You say it just to irritate me. -l say it because it's descriptive. 427 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,382 Well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person 428 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,884 who'd go in for that kind of thing, anyway. 429 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,095 Ann, you always underestimate me. 430 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,138 l wonder why. 431 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,893 l think you're afraid to put us in the same room together. 432 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,521 l think you're afraid he'd be undeniably drawn to me. 433 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,148 Really, Cynthia, l don't think he's your type. 434 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,364 My type? How would you know what my type is? 435 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,658 l have a pretty good idea. 436 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,246 Ann, you don't have a clue. 437 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,916 Look, l don't even know why we're discussing this. 438 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:02,920 l mean, l'll just go over and call him myself. 439 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:04,839 He doesn't have a phone. 440 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,967 Well, l'll call him when he does. 441 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,887 He won't. 442 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,056 What are you talking about? 443 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:17,602 He doesn't like to talk on the phone. He's not getting a phone. 444 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,270 Oh, please. 445 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,734 Okay, so give me the Zen master's address. l'll think of a reason to stop by. 446 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,405 Please. Just let me talk to him first. 447 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:33,200 Why? Just give me the address. You won't even have to be involved. 448 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:49,550 l don't feel right just giving you the address so that you can go over there and... 449 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,928 -And what? -Do whatever it is you do. 450 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,555 "Do whatever it is you do." 451 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,600 -Listen to the way you talk. -l talk fine. 452 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,061 Thank you. l was still smoking that. 453 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,565 What did you lose? 454 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,402 My goddamn pearl earring. 455 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,822 lt cost me a fucking fortune. 456 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:14,742 l must have left it somewhere. 457 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,454 So what are you getting Mama for her birthday? 458 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,832 l don't know. l'll get her a card or something. 459 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,626 A card for her 50th birthday? 460 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,213 -Yeah. What's wrong with that? -Well, the woman gave birth to you. 461 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,340 l think you might be giving her something... 462 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,467 Will you stop? Jesus. 463 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:35,680 -l just thought that maybe for once... -Okay, Ann. Okay. 464 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:38,057 How about this? 465 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,184 You get her something nice, 466 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,229 and l'll pay for half, all right? 467 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,564 Fine. Fine. 468 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,483 -Fine. -Fine. 469 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,736 Okay, now, if you'll pardon me, l have to go to work. 470 00:33:57,077 --> 00:34:00,579 What is the most unusual location 471 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,707 you've ever masturbated in? 472 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,960 Well, 473 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,923 one time l was flying 474 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:15,136 from Los Angeles to New York. 475 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:21,350 And l was... lt was a really crowded flight, 476 00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:24,520 and l was sitting in the middle. 477 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,522 l didn't get a window. l didn't get an aisle. 478 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,441 lt was really funny. 479 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:32,611 l was just bored. My magazines were just boring. 480 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:35,281 l think l had, like, a woman's magazine. 481 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,909 You know, they touch on a lot of sexual issues and stuff like that. 482 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,202 And l was just thinking to myself, 483 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,997 "God, that's what I need. l need a little, you know, 484 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,834 "something to take my mind off this trip." 485 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,254 So l was just thinking away. 486 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,798 And then l just... 487 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:56,594 l just did it on the plane just between these two people. 488 00:34: