City Slickers

- I'm married. 925 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:11,659 (country music) 926 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:12,998 - [Ira] Barry, over here, Barry. 927 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,615 Barry, look here. 928 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,581 - You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you. 929 00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,323 It was not a stupid thing to say. 930 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,163 - It was. 931 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,658 She says, "Thanks", and you say, "I'm married?" 932 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,077 - Yeah. 933 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,450 I don't want any false flirtings. 934 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,948 - False flirtings? - Mm-hm. 935 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,914 - But what if you're like me? 936 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,123 What if you don't encourage them 937 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,956 and they still come after you? 938 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,243 - It doesn't happen. 939 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,081 See, women need a reason to have sex. 940 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,323 Men just need a place. 941 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,868 - Good night. 942 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,331 I'm going to bed. 943 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,573 - Good night, sleep tight. 944 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,623 - [Ed] That was flirting. 945 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:48,455 - No- 946 00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:49,823 That was politeness. 947 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,949 That was, "Have a pleasant and restful evening." 948 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,164 - No, that was, "I like your ass. 949 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,953 "Could I wear it as a hat?" 950 00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:55,868 (snorting) 951 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:56,660 - Say, hi. 952 00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,039 Phil was telling us you had a little trouble 953 00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:00,077 with Jeff and T.R.? 954 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,823 - Yeah, they were giving Bonnie a hard time. 955 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,869 - Yeah, but he took care of it. 956 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,867 - But what made it worse was the trail boss comes over. 957 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,331 - Curly? 958 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,824 (dramatic music) 959 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,824 - His name is Curly? 960 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,993 Perfect. 961 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,830 - You know what the cook said about him? 962 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,573 He said he killed a man in a knife fight. 963 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,245 - He said he slit him from neck to nuts. 964 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,535 - I'm not happy about this. 965 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,289 - This guy's a cowboy. 966 00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:26,032 One of the last real men. 967 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,328 He's untamed, a mustang. 968 00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:29,823 We're trained ponies. 969 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,824 It'll do us good to be in his world for a while. 970 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,948 - Do us good? 971 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,619 He was hanging the help. 972 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,081 - [Ed] He was helping us. 973 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,914 - This guy is not normal, I'm telling you. 974 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:38,872 Did you see his eyes? 975 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,411 He's got crazy eyes. 976 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,247 He's a lunatic. 977 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,081 I'm telling you, we're going into the wilderness 978 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,369 being led by a lunatic. 979 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,581 He's behind me, isn't he? 980 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,831 - Time to turn in. 981 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,369 - [All] Good night. 982 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,118 - Yeah. 983 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,990 I'm sorry. 984 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,865 I didn't mean anything by that. 985 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,537 - I crap bigger than you. 986 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:11,249 (dramatic music) 987 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,828 - He's gonna kill me. 988 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:20,663 (horse neighing) 989 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,497 - Watch it! 990 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,410 Excuse me! 991 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,202 Whoa! 992 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:26,622 Whoa. 993 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,707 - Great, you are riding so much better. 994 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:29,743 - Thanks. 995 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,957 Hey, I just talked to Nancy. 996 00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:32,947 - Who's Nancy? 997 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,823 - She's the uh... 998 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,868 The girl. 999 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,786 - Oh, the uh... 1000 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,747 The girl. 1001 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,490 - She's not pregnant. 1002 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,535 - Really? 1003 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,998 - Well, that's good, isn't it? 1004 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,615 - For her. 1005 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,705 - So what does it mean? 1006 00:39:48,1...