Santa Claus: The Movie

00:46:20,425 --> 00:46:22,790 <i>Me too.</i> 405 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:28,340 <i>Well, I'm taking my coffee</i> <i>to the library,</i> 406 00:46:28,409 --> 00:46:30,473 so I can watch my masterpiece theater. 407 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,640 And you, little miss, make sure you learn those Latin verbs! 408 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:36,939 <i>♫</i> 409 00:46:52,825 --> 00:46:57,457 Psst! Psst! Little boy? 410 00:46:58,642 --> 00:47:01,073 <i>Psst!</i> <i>Hey, boy!</i> 411 00:48:08,092 --> 00:48:10,090 Going well, eh? 412 00:48:24,025 --> 00:48:26,706 Merry Christmas, pretty lady. 413 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,139 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 414 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,440 What a night, my boys! What a night! 415 00:48:39,741 --> 00:48:43,656 Decorations hung at the windows. 416 00:48:43,724 --> 00:48:46,490 <i>Stockings hung</i> <i>by the fireplaces.</i> 417 00:48:46,558 --> 00:48:49,590 Ho, ho, ho! Isn't it wonderful! 418 00:48:50,725 --> 00:48:52,656 <i>Tonight, there's</i> <i>not a child alive...</i> 419 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,005 Who's not bursting with joy and happiness. 420 00:48:55,074 --> 00:48:57,440 Oh. 421 00:48:57,508 --> 00:49:02,823 <i>Hang on, boys. I think we're gonna make an unscheduled stop.</i> 422 00:49:20,275 --> 00:49:22,590 Whoa! 423 00:49:22,658 --> 00:49:26,590 All right, stay right here, boys. I'll be right back. 424 00:49:30,858 --> 00:49:34,106 - Hello, son. - Hey, beat it, man. 425 00:49:34,175 --> 00:49:36,173 Find your own doorway. Don't crowd me. 426 00:49:36,242 --> 00:49:39,923 - What are you doing out here? - I'm pitchin' a no-hitter for the Yankees. 427 00:49:39,991 --> 00:49:43,256 - What's it look like? - But it's Christmas Eve! 428 00:49:43,325 --> 00:49:45,256 Don't you know what that means? 429 00:49:45,325 --> 00:49:49,056 Yeah, it means you don't have a job till next year. You and the rest of the winos. 430 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:52,323 - Don't you know who I am? - Sure, you're a nut. 431 00:49:52,391 --> 00:49:56,755 I'm Santa claus! Right. And I'm the tooth fairy. 432 00:49:56,825 --> 00:50:01,156 Well, I guess I'll just have to do it my way. 433 00:50:02,158 --> 00:50:04,190 <i>♫</i> Holy cow! 434 00:50:04,258 --> 00:50:07,923 - How'd you do that? - See, what did I tell ya? 435 00:50:08,358 --> 00:50:10,457 Come on, Santa claus ain't... real? 436 00:50:10,525 --> 00:50:13,006 Wanna go for a ride? 437 00:50:13,075 --> 00:50:15,106 A ride? A ride on that? 438 00:50:15,175 --> 00:50:18,588 - I've never even been in a plane! - You better make up your mind. 439 00:50:18,657 --> 00:50:21,989 I'm pretty busy tonight. <i>Yeah, sure, if it's all right.</i> 440 00:50:22,325 --> 00:50:26,423 - I mean, like, really? 441 00:50:26,492 --> 00:50:30,122 Now, hold on tight, and don't worry. 442 00:50:30,192 --> 00:50:34,356 You'll be as safe here as you are in your own home. I ain't got a home. 443 00:50:34,425 --> 00:50:36,989 Mm-hmm. 444 00:50:37,058 --> 00:50:41,190 Do you know how to say "yo"? 445 00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:42,772 Yo? 446 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:02,856 Wow! Oh, wow! 447 00:51:10,391 --> 00:51:13,223 You really<i> are</i> Santa claus, ain't ya? 448 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:15,823 Yes. But I still don't know who<i> you</i> are. 449 00:51:15,891 --> 00:51:19,522 Joe! I'm Joe! Nice to meet you, Joe. 450 00:51:24,358 --> 00:51:26,789 Wow, neat! How do you make 'me do it? 451 00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:29,290 Oh, just like a horse and buggy. Pull their reins. 452 00:51:29,358 --> 00:51:31,755 <i>Both together</i> <i>to make 'em go higher.</i> 453 00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:34,789 Can they do<i> anything</i> you want? Oh, yes. 454 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:38,089 - Well, anything except the super-dooper looper. 455 00:51:38,158 --> 00:51:40,856 - <i> What's that?</i> - I've been trying for years. 456 00:51:40,925 --> 00:51:43,823 Well, maybe tonight's the night! 457 00:51:43,891 --> 00:51:47,755 Come on, donner. Let's give it that old college try! 458 00:51:50,825 --> 00:51:55,473 -<i> Come on, donner! This may be it! This may be it!</i> - Ohh, yahoo! 459 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:59,173 <i>You can do it, donner!</i> <i>Come on, boy!</i> 460 00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:02,022 - Here we go! - Ohh-- 461 00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:05,073 you can do it, boy! I know you can do it! 462 00:52:05,141 --> 00:52:08,373 - <i> Come on!</i> 463 00:52:12,691 --> 00:52:15,823 - <i> Ohh!</i> - Ohh. 464 00:52:18,075 --> 00:52:21,605 Boy, well, didn't work again. 465 00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:23,806 That's all right, donner boy. 466 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,373 <i>We'll get it next time.</i> 467 00:52:26,441 --> 00:52:30,705 Tell 'em it's all right. Uh, hey, like, 468 00:52:30,774 --> 00:52:32,705 <i>don't sweat it!</i> 469 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:36,073 <i>You did your best,</i> <i>you know?</i> 470 00:52:42,908 --> 00:52:45,739 Hey, how would you like to drive for a while? 471 00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:48,505 Me? Drive? Sure! 472 00:52:48,574 --> 00:52:51,672 It's easy. Her