When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his search for fresh blood. Enter Professor Van Helsing, who may be the only one able to vanquish the Count.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a Comedy, Horror film released in 1995.
11 subtitle releases available in English. 3 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
where these marks came from?
465
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,038
An insect?
466
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,622
Perhaps a spider?
467
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,583
Do you recall being bitten?
468
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,607
No.
469
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,378
But I had a dream.
470
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,402
Oh, yes?
471
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,299
What about that dream?
472
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,033
I remember nothing.
473
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,665
She's asleep.
474
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,728
I must confess, I'm
completely confounded.
475
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:20,729
I'm going to take the liberty
476
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,231
of contacting Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
477
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,733
Van Helsing?
478
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:27,194
I thought he was some sort of
metaphysician and philosopher?
479
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,320
He's also a medical doctor,
480
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:31,365
knows more about obscure diseases
than anyone in the world.
481
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,450
He may be the only man who can help us.
482
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,369
Oh, yes, contact him, father.
483
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,995
Contact him straightaway.
484
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,145
Yes.
485
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:54,703
- Gentlemen, you are about to
observe your first autopsy.
486
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:58,809
It is not unusual for some
members of the freshmen class
487
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,294
to feel a bit faint
during this procedure.
488
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:05,857
So this is where we begin to separate
489
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,568
our future physicians from those
490
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,970
who just want to play doctor.
491
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,408
Now, first things first.
492
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,225
We uncover the corpse.
493
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,482
We make an incision from the groin,
494
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,087
to the upper chest cavity.
495
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,111
There.
496
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,660
Now, as I open the abdominal wall,
497
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,807
you will observe that the organs
498
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:43,627
have gone from a nice, healthy
pink to a disgusting green.
499
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:50,718
We must check the intestines
for pathological clues.
500
00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:52,760
So.
501
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,910
Here, pass it along.
502
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:02,313
Don't worry, there's
plenty to go around.
503
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,947
Well, no one seems to be standing.
504
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:14,802
Hello!
505
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:18,287
I'm still standing,
Professor Van Helsing.
506
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,184
Ah, Woodbridge, right?
507
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:23,185
Mm-hmm.
508
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,437
Come closer, Woodbridge.
509
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,771
Good for you.
510
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:27,838
Stout fellow.
511
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,694
Why don't we have a look at the brain?
512
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:33,529
Huh?
513
00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:34,988
Mm-hmm.
514
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,723
First, we crack open the skull.
515
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,267
So.
516
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,272
Behold the naked human brain.
517
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:49,651
Examine it.
518
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,742
So, a good morning's work.
519
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,705
Come!
520
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,146
Oh, professor.
521
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,773
10 out of 10.
522
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:10,857
Ja.
523
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,091
I still got it.
524
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,488
- Well, I have a message
for you from Dr. Seward.
525
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,323
A message from Dr. Seward?
526
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:19,950
What does he say?
527
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:22,369
- He wants you to come
to Whitby immediately.
528
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,579
It's an emergency.
529
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:25,813
An emergency?
530
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,124
Mm-hmm.
531
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,043
Yes, sir.
532
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,109
An emergency.
533
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,656
Hmm.
534
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:46,875
I am awake.
535
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:50,939
I am awake during the daytime?
536
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:51,774
What is happening?
537
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,067
I cannot be up during the daylight.
538
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,569
Ah.
539
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,529
It must be the young
blood from miss Lucy.
540
00:34:57,554 --> 00:35:00,490
Her blood is still in my system.
541
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,142
Is it possible she has cured me?
542
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,315
Yes, I am cured.
543
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,819
Now I can be up night and day!
544
00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:19,...
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