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00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,116 -But these bikers... -They love Neil Diamond. 606 00:40:15,149 --> 00:40:17,551 I-I don't know. Look at 'em. 607 00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:19,186 They got leather, chains. I-I... 608 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,454 Neil Diamond doesn't have chains. 609 00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:22,924 That's a lot of leather. 610 00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:25,192 We ain't got nothing these hog-squashers can dig. 611 00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:28,195 Mike, why don't we put Claire up first? 612 00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:30,798 I mean, look at her. She's pretty. She's nice. 613 00:40:30,831 --> 00:40:34,802 Have her sing "Crazy" or one of those Lynyrd Skynyrd songs. 614 00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:37,204 -They'd love Lynyrd Skynyrd. -You know, I can fake 615 00:40:37,238 --> 00:40:39,941 my way through "Sweet Home Alabama." 616 00:40:39,974 --> 00:40:42,243 No, no, no, we're not changing our show, all right? No. 617 00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:44,078 At least start with "Sweet Caroline." 618 00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:45,813 Nobody here is gonna appreciate 619 00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:48,616 the Arabic incantations of "Solomon." 620 00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:50,017 -"Soolaimon"! -"Soolaimon." 621 00:40:50,051 --> 00:40:51,218 We could move up "Kentucky Woman." 622 00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:52,720 And open with "America." 623 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:54,487 -"America" is great. -'Cause bikers love... 624 00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:56,257 I'm in charge of this band, and I'm telling you 625 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:58,759 we open with "Soolaimon"! 626 00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:02,096 Have you got the fans? 627 00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:04,497 Yeah. 628 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:05,967 I got the fans. 629 00:41:15,609 --> 00:41:17,511 Travelers of our nation's Emerald highway, 630 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:25,019 This vision of beauty is Thunder. 631 00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:26,587 -Oh, come on. 632 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:29,290 We bring greetings to the great city of Chicago 633 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,058 with the songs of the incomparable, 634 00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:35,229 leather-jacket-wearing entertainer Neil Diamond. 635 00:41:35,262 --> 00:41:37,865 We are Lightning & Thunder. 636 00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:57,985 I'm blinded by that shirt! 637 00:41:58,019 --> 00:41:59,620 Play "Free Bird"! 638 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:03,858 You're ruining my night! 639 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:10,031 What does bumblebee think he's doing? 640 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:15,870 Play some rock and roll! 641 00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:22,877 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 642 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:24,045 Come on. 643 00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:25,913 -Hey, come on. -All right, that's enough. 644 00:42:25,946 --> 00:42:27,648 -Get rid of the guy. -Just, we're up here. 645 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:28,582 We're just trying to entertain you. That's all. 646 00:42:28,616 --> 00:42:29,917 Neil Diamond sucks! 647 00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:33,954 What did you say? 648 00:42:34,955 --> 00:42:36,257 You heard me, nelly. 649 00:42:39,093 --> 00:42:40,961 Oh, Mike! Oh, my God! 650 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:43,597 -Jimmy, get over there! -Oh, my God, Mike! 651 00:42:43,631 --> 00:42:45,332 -Mike! -Mike! Oh, my God. 652 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:46,901 -Come on, say it again! -Come on, nelly! 653 00:42:46,934 --> 00:42:48,636 You're the worst manager in the history of the world. 654 00:42:48,669 --> 00:42:50,871 Don't talk to me. Don't talk! 655 00:42:50,905 --> 00:42:53,307 What did you say? Say it again! 656 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,375 Mike! 657 00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:01,315 Oh, Tom. Here. 658 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:04,085 Ah, it's okay. I-I'm a bleeder. 659 00:43:04,118 --> 00:43:05,686 Oh, God. 660 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,687 -It's really... -I mean, it's just a nosebleed. 661 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:07,721 It's not bad. 662 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,356 Hey, Tom, can you drive? 663 00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:11,125 Because if you can't, one of us could. 664 00:43:11,158 --> 00:43:12,726 No, I-I have to, Ricky. 665 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,830 It's a liability insurance issue. 666 00:43:15,863 --> 00:43:18,199 You know, it's a requirement. 667 00:43:18,232 --> 00:43:19,700 Tom, put this in your nose. 668 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,001 -This? -Yeah, to... 669 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:24,605 Hold it in there so the blood doesn't come out. 670 00:43:25,072 --> 00:43:26,874 Yeah, let it all down the side. 671 00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:28,976 Tell Mike I'm sorry. 672 00:43:29,009 --> 00:43:30,978 -You be safe. 673 00:43:31,011 --> 00:43:32,680 Okay. 674 00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:03,777 Had a whole plan for how tonight would go, and I just... 675 00:44:03,811 --> 00:44:05,179 it all went south. 676 00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:09,083 Well, you made it very clear 677 00:44:09,116 --> 00:44:12,219 that you are in charge of this ba...