The Plague

Siths into good people. 495 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:54,558 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I would. 496 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,353 - They'd probably just kill you. - No, I would-- 497 00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:58,148 - Or Darth Vader would kill you. - I would infiltrate them, 498 00:32:58,252 --> 00:33:00,461 and I would make sure that they all became good. 499 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,014 - One, two, three... 500 00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:05,500 - ♪ And though I'll make mistakes ♪ 501 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:10,885 ♪ I'll never break your heart ♪ 502 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,060 ♪ And I swear ♪ 503 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:18,927 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the sky ♪ 504 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,621 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 505 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,381 ♪ I swear ♪ 506 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:30,663 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 507 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:34,150 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 508 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:37,049 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 509 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,121 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 510 00:33:40,225 --> 00:33:45,195 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 511 00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:50,925 ♪ And I swear ♪ 512 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,308 ♪ Ooh ♪ 513 00:33:54,411 --> 00:33:57,276 ♪ 514 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,485 [ Indistinct conversations ] 515 00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:04,594 ♪ 516 00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:09,702 ♪ 517 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:14,845 ♪ 518 00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:19,919 ♪ 519 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:21,852 - It's Eli. 520 00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:24,441 He's hard, bro. 521 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:28,204 - Holy shit, yo! Holy shit! He's hard. 522 00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:31,448 He's got a boner. - He's fucking hard. 523 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:33,830 [ Laughter ] 524 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,528 - Yeah! Yeah! 525 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:44,254 - Fucking boner. 526 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:47,154 [ Indistinct shouting ] 527 00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:49,604 [ Whistle blowing ] 528 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,098 - Yo, Eli's hard. - Hey. 529 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:03,894 In the pool, now. 530 00:35:03,998 --> 00:35:06,000 Come on. - Yo! 531 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:13,041 - [ Singsong voice ] Eli's hard, Eli's hard, Eli's hard. 532 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:15,354 - How old are you guys? 533 00:35:17,874 --> 00:35:20,187 It's a question. 534 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,050 How old? - 13. 535 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,880 - 12. - 13. 536 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:26,710 - 12. - 12. 537 00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:31,025 13 and 12. 538 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,992 Old enough. 539 00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:35,340 Well, old enough. 540 00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:39,827 Your actions are not neutral. 541 00:35:41,415 --> 00:35:44,383 I mean, did any of you, even once stop and think, 542 00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:47,179 "How would I feel if that were me?" 543 00:35:47,283 --> 00:35:49,802 And you were called out in front of the girls 544 00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:52,391 and pointed at and laughed at for something 545 00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:55,774 that I swear to God, you got no control over. 546 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:59,502 - [ Chuckles ] - Logan. 547 00:35:59,605 --> 00:36:01,883 - I guess I'd feel bad. - D'oh! 548 00:36:01,987 --> 00:36:04,541 - You guess you would feel bad. 549 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:06,923 Says the guy that lit the match. 550 00:36:07,026 --> 00:36:08,994 - I was just joking. 551 00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:11,514 - So you think it's funny? 552 00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:12,653 - No. 553 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,278 - Jake, what about you? 554 00:36:17,382 --> 00:36:19,177 Do you think it was funny? - I mean... 555 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,558 - Was it? - Kind of, yeah. 556 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:24,596 - "Kind of, yeah." - [ Laughs ] 557 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:27,323 - Why? Explain to us. Why do you think it was funny? 558 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:29,842 - Well, for one, his dick was hard. 559 00:36:29,946 --> 00:36:33,121 [ Laughs ] 560 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,193 - Let me ask you this. 561 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:39,024 Have you ever been shamed in front of a group? 562 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:41,164 Like, deeply, deeply shamed? - Mnh-mnh. 563 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:43,925 That's exactly what you're doing right now. 564 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:47,135 [ Laughs ] 565 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,172 - Listen to me. 566 00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:52,106 So you're what, 13? 567 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,590 - 12. Yeah. - 12. 568 00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:56,593 And you're laughing at the stupidest, 569 00:36:56,697 --> 00:36:59,803 most juvenile 5-year-old "Beavis and Butthead" kind of-- 570 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:01,736 - 5-year-olds watch "Beavis and Butthead"? 571 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,050 - Hey! You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 572 00...