How to Have Sex

360 00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:13,812 I don't know. 361 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,644 One is purple, and one isn't... 362 00:23:17,645 --> 00:23:19,978 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong. - Oh! 363 00:23:20,145 --> 00:23:22,062 I got it wrong. 364 00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,603 No, no, no... 365 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,437 You're good. 366 00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:28,978 I don't think you've got anything else left, to be honest. 367 00:23:34,353 --> 00:23:38,353 Why... Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 368 00:23:40,895 --> 00:23:42,978 'Cause they're pretty good at it. 369 00:24:27,853 --> 00:24:29,478 Oi, what's that? 370 00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:33,687 Nah! Nah...! You little cheating bastard. 371 00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:37,395 No, that's a classic one. I'm going, I'm going. 372 00:24:41,478 --> 00:24:42,770 Shh... 373 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:56,812 Nah. 374 00:24:57,645 --> 00:24:58,978 Bedtime. 375 00:25:27,437 --> 00:25:30,228 Come on, girls. Up you get, you beautiful lot. 376 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,415 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go. 377 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:34,603 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening! 378 00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:35,894 Let's go! 379 00:25:35,895 --> 00:25:38,103 See you at gate in five! 380 00:25:38,395 --> 00:25:39,687 No. 381 00:25:39,812 --> 00:25:41,645 Surely, we have more than five minutes, no? 382 00:25:41,978 --> 00:25:43,686 Why are we doing this to ourselves? 383 00:25:43,687 --> 00:25:46,353 No, if it's started, we got to get a move on. 384 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,645 We can be a bit late. 385 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:53,061 Oh, my God. 386 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:55,062 - Come on. - Look at the state of him. 387 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,937 See you in a bit, yeah? Come Badger. 388 00:26:06,645 --> 00:26:08,353 I didn't bring any. 389 00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:10,062 Oi! Put this on. 390 00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:13,187 What did he just say? 391 00:26:13,188 --> 00:26:15,103 He's so fit. 392 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,770 Everything hurts. 393 00:26:19,895 --> 00:26:23,603 I think that with this... 394 00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:26,312 - Skye, how does this work? - Underneath. 395 00:26:26,437 --> 00:26:28,228 You need to cover your bits. 396 00:26:30,478 --> 00:26:33,770 I swear to God, you guys need to get some life! 397 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,353 The only way through this for me is with another drink. 398 00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:41,228 - No! - What's that called? Dog of hair? 399 00:26:41,353 --> 00:26:43,228 - Dog of hair! - Hair of dog. 400 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,228 - That's a thing. - Yeah, my mum does it all the time. 401 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,062 See? It's proper. 402 00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:50,311 I'm not fucking dressing you. I'm not your mum. 403 00:26:50,312 --> 00:26:52,707 - Thanks, mum. - Where's the hair straighteners? 404 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,103 No, wait, Skye, I need something else on with it. 405 00:26:55,228 --> 00:26:56,853 - What? What? - It's see-through. 406 00:26:56,978 --> 00:26:58,228 It's not that see-through! 407 00:26:58,353 --> 00:27:00,937 In the water it will be. I thought this is a pool party. 408 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,290 Right come on orange! Come on, that's it. 409 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:07,395 Come on, girls! Let's get it down you! 410 00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:09,645 Use those double-Ds! 411 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:12,353 How are they not choking on that? 412 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,520 That's it, girls! Double-Ds, babes! 413 00:27:17,312 --> 00:27:18,937 We have a winner! Well done, babes. 414 00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:20,687 Well done Sir, that's fantastic. 415 00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:22,270 One more girl! Anyone! 416 00:27:23,187 --> 00:27:25,770 - Taz! Taz! - No, Skye. 417 00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,270 We've got one here! Taz! 418 00:27:29,062 --> 00:27:30,603 In the green, yeah? Come on! 419 00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:33,395 Come on, baby girl, you got this one, you got this! 420 00:27:33,396 --> 00:27:36,645 One brave boy to play the game. 421 00:27:36,853 --> 00:27:39,312 Hey, here we go. Look at him, he's eager. 422 00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:41,228 - You all right, bruv? Ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 423 00:27:41,353 --> 00:27:43,228 Right, up there you pop. Go on, son. 424 00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:45,895 Go on, Taz. Whoo! 425 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,187 - Oh! - Hello, little flower. 426 00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,394 How are you? 427 00:27:49,395 --> 00:27:50,603 - You okay? - Yeah. 428 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,895 - Who've we got? - I'm Tara. 429 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,270 Hello, Tara! 430 00:27:54,437 --> 00:27:55,977 You know what this kind of game is? 431 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,644 - I guess so. - It's a bit naughty. Are you sure? 432 00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:01,228 All right, he's got