Meet Bill

00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,571 You promise you won't be mad at me? 519 00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:48,669 No. 520 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:01,648 <i>No, I swear. He's got a complex</i> <i>about the little acorn.</i> 521 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,387 I thought you should know. 522 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,432 It does not look like an acorn. 523 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,230 Everybody got it in email this morning. 524 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:15,295 I had Donna delete it from Mr. Jacoby's. 525 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,465 Oh. 526 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,031 He can barely use the internet anyway. 527 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:21,601 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 528 00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:33,484 Did my father see it? 529 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,991 No. John Jr. 530 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,356 Not yet. 531 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,919 Where'd you get that? 532 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,761 Oh, please, I know where your stash is. 533 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,330 My life is ruined. 534 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,838 Don't exaggerate. 535 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,569 I'm in a sex video. That's porn. 536 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,872 Chip is gonna go into cardiac arrest. 537 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:57,642 Screw Chip. 538 00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:00,980 He's a celebrity. This could ruin his career. 539 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:04,681 <i>On the Scene News 11</i> doesn't exactly qualify as celebrity. 540 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,819 Stop eating that. It's not good for you. 541 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,520 Where are you going? 542 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,758 To talk to Chip about your little tape. 543 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,258 [scoffs] 544 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:29,344 � <i>Come in close, come in tight</i> � 545 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:32,542 � <i>Taste my neck and take a bite</i> � 546 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,177 � <i>Be the vampire saints you are</i> � 547 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:38,620 � <i>Stab it right into my heart</i> � 548 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,351 � <i>Cut my skin upon your teeth</i> � 549 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:43,121 Bill, what are you doing? 550 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:46,129 Put the gun down! Hey, news guy! 551 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:51,300 We're on the scene. It's your house! 552 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,529 Bill, you're gonna get arrested! 553 00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:54,935 Won't be the first time. 554 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,575 Bill, you go home! 555 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,338 This is not about you! [rifle cocks] 556 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,612 Get... 557 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,240 [doorbell rings] 558 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,410 Yeah, let's see what Chip has to say for himself. 559 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,885 [chuckles] 560 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,888 I don't know why you're blaming Chip for your tape. 561 00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:13,548 How long you been lying to me? 562 00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:14,750 Oh, please. What about you? 563 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,384 I never lied to you. Really? 564 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:17,621 Yeah. Oh. 565 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:19,822 Well, you've never managed to clip a feather, let alone bring home a duck, 566 00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:21,990 but you just hit two 4-inch targets from 30 yards. 567 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:23,226 Who's the liar? 568 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,565 What the hell's going on out here? 569 00:33:25,636 --> 00:33:27,661 It's me. I can see that. 570 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,900 I filed a restraining order against you. 571 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,566 Well, then, congratulations. 572 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,610 Looks like you got your top story for tonight. 573 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,509 This is not gonna look good. 574 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,047 I don't care how it looks. 575 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,278 I can't be involved in this. Take your husband and leave. 576 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:43,047 Don't speak to me like I'm some groupie you just fucked. 577 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,589 Honey! I just want you off my property. 578 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:47,886 - Give me that towel! - Get your hands off me! 579 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,426 I knew you dyed your hair! 580 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,155 Bill, cut it out! Apologize to her! 581 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,129 Bill! You are gonna get arrested! 582 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,721 Let me see that hair! 583 00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:57,700 [Bill] Chip Johnson, Action News! 584 00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,169 - Phony, apologize! - Mm-mm. 585 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,729 <i>You apologize Apologize</i> 586 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,742 Jesus Christ. 587 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,904 - <i>[door beeps]</i> - [Officer] Your brother's here, Acorn. 588 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,812 Good morning. 589 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,788 Good morning. 590 00:3