Cannibal! The Musical

468 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,620 Whoa, I did it... 469 00:27:39,782 --> 00:27:41,522 You okay? 470 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,460 Who the heck put a trap here? 471 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,640 It's not <i>that</i> bad, is it? 472 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,200 - I don't know. Let me... SEE! - Owww. 473 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,000 Yeah, it's fine. 474 00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:52,000 Hey look you guys! The Green River! 475 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,700 Boy, I'm not havin' much luck on this trip, am I? 476 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,640 Well... look on the bright side... 477 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:12,760 At least you didn't get your head caught in that thing. 478 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,300 How the hell are we supposed to cross this? 479 00:28:20,581 --> 00:28:22,742 W-wait, there's supposed to be a bridge. 480 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,081 We must be too far north. 481 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,220 Or too far south... 482 00:28:27,961 --> 00:28:29,601 Some guide! 483 00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,900 Oookay. We, we could take our wheelbarrow... 484 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,280 build it into a little boat... 485 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,580 and then ride it across, and then build it back into a wheelbarrow again! 486 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,360 Talk about wasting time. 487 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,640 Don't be such a horse's ass. 488 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,300 Sorry, Packer. 489 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:46,440 How deep do you think it is? 490 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,380 Well what the hell was that supposed to prove?! 491 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:06,560 Well, s-s.. what... I don't know... 492 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,340 Well, let's just see what we can carry. 493 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,420 You really think we can make it? 494 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,380 Sure, as long as we all go at once. 495 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,780 That way, if one of us trips and starts shooting downstream, 496 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:21,560 we'll all be there to catch him. 497 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,940 - Downstream? - Nobody's going downstream. 498 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,360 - This is gonna suck. - Okay, on three. 499 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,760 One... two... 500 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,860 Three! 501 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,200 Okay, okay... 502 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:52,740 Everybody go in a straight line and we'll be fine. 503 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,200 Ahh... whoaaaa!! 504 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:30,640 - It's cold. - I can't feel my balls! 505 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,860 - Wait, I... I think we lost Humphrey. - Good! 506 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,980 Hey, Packer... 507 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,360 Any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge? 508 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,740 No, just the Colorado. 509 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,040 You guys, I can't feel my balls! 510 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,800 Well, we'd better set up camp quick and get out of these clothes, 511 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,680 or else we're gonna get hypothermia somethin' awful. 512 00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:51,020 He's right. We gotta get some body heat going. 513 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,560 Okay you guys, follow me. I think I see a way out. 514 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,960 All right, just stick with me now, I've been down this river before. 515 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,600 All right, it gets a little rough up here, but stick with me! 516 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:08,040 Yeah, I'm starting to feel 'em again. 517 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,860 Scared the shit out of me. 518 00:31:12,361 --> 00:31:13,802 Gosh... 519 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,780 I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip. 520 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,240 Just do what I'm doin'. 521 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,660 Just pretend like you're layin' next to a nice, soft woman. 522 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:22,760 What?! 523 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,900 I'm just imagining ol' Mr. Miller here is a... 524 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:29,500 - nice tall blonde... - Aw, Goddammit! I want a different partner! 525 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:33,100 You know, I think we should all... 526 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,400 take a minute and thank the Lord for gettin' us across that river. 527 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,860 Carrots and peas and carrots and peas and water chestnuts. Amen. 528 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,560 I can't go on. 529 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,520 I'm so hungry. 530 00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:53,880 Oh wait! I've got some fudge! 531 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,960 Say, Packer... 532 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:09,840 You really miss Liane, don'tcha? 533 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:12,560 Boy, I'll say. 534 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,180 I just... 535 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,760 I can't believe she'd just take off like that. 536 00:32:19,320 --> 00