Extreme Makeover: Homer Edition

00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,963 I think you do have a fear, a fear of being afraid. 263 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,590 You're right. Fear scares me too much. 264 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,759 [squeals] 265 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,597 Because of my stupid fear of fear, I lost every one of my wingmen. 266 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,268 I'm responsible for so many wing widows. 267 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:40,606 Then I have to do a flyover at the funeral, and I lose another wingman. 268 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,569 It's a vicious cycle. [sobs] 269 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,615 I guess I don't have a shot with you now, right? 270 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,369 A man showing vulnerability is the biggest turnoff to women. 271 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,413 Try me, mister. 272 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,296 - [♪ rock music playing] - <i>♪ Crying during sex ♪</i> 273 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,883 <i>♪ Crying during sex ♪</i> 274 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,638 [sighs] You cured me. 275 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,017 I finally conquered my fearlessness. 276 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:22,815 [sighs] Betraying my professional code of ethics has never felt so good. 277 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,985 [alarm wailing] 278 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,070 [all clamoring] 279 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,739 Simpson, thank God you're here. 280 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,325 America's greatest enemy is preparing to attack. 281 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,660 - Who? China? - No, not China. 282 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,079 Oh, God, no. Not China. 283 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,999 - Russia. - No, not Russia either. No. 284 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,250 North Korea? 285 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,920 Stop naming real countries. 286 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,340 Now your target is the weapons-grade nuclear reactor 287 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,968 recently discovered in a heavily-fortified slot canyon 288 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,263 in the rogue nation of Nonexististan. 289 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,140 [all booing, jeering] 290 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,894 Only America should be able to wipe out all life on Earth. 291 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,896 Yes, well put, Urine Test. 292 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,192 Our only chance is a precision strike 293 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:10,196 fired while executing a corkscrew maneuver called the coffin roll. 294 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:15,451 Bold Eagle, this is the kind of insane off-the-charts stunt you were born for. 295 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,994 Can we count on you? 296 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:22,833 Admiral, I conquered my fear of fear, and now I'm not afraid to be afraid. 297 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,003 I can't do the coffin roll. 298 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,922 I might die! 299 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,508 Even the name is scary. 300 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,554 [shrieking] 301 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,308 That dude is cowardly to the max. 302 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,894 You fixed him. Now un-fix him back. 303 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,230 Homer, stop. 304 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,065 [yelps] Brand-new love interest. 305 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,650 I cured your fearlessness, 306 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,362 but your country needs you to get it back for one last mission. 307 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,863 Get in that cockpit. 308 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,824 I'll be with you all the way. 309 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,742 And then more sex crying? 310 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,744 You better believe it, mister. 311 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,122 Okay, I'll try. 312 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,165 Uppies! 313 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,421 [Barney] Top jet squadron, report. 314 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,755 Hammer Toe. 315 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,173 Wheat Allergy. 316 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,341 Cameo. 317 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,677 Unsure Guy. 318 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,180 Homer, I said I'd be here with you. I meant that. 319 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,436 Is this mid-air-apy? 320 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,063 Unload your feelings 321 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:30,359 and your infrared guided AIM-9X Sidewinder missiles. 322 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,361 [♪ "Danger Zone" instrumental playing] 323 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,530 [no audible dialogue] 324 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,419 I'm fearless again. 325 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,422 You uncured the cure you cured before. 326 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:56,427 Now get up there and go kill our purposefully vague enemies. 327 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,309 Bogies, squadron, initiate attack pattern GLC. 328 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,936 That's Gabo Love-Tester Cromulent. 329 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,114 But I'm too famous to die! 330 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,085 Target acquired. 331 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,463 Engaging co