On Golden Pond

Reader's Digest abridged. 585 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,500 Treasure island. 586 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,820 Ever read this book? 587 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,420 Oh, yeah. That's a great book. 588 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,020 I'd highly recommend that one. 589 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,140 No need for that. I've read it myself. 590 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,220 But my mind is going, so... 591 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,288 it'll all be new to me. 592 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,860 That son of yours ever read this book? 593 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,820 I don't think so. 594 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,020 Your son hasn't read Treasure island? 595 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,620 No, but I intend to have him read it. 596 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,700 His mother's been the real force in his life lately, 597 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,860 but I intend to eradicate... 598 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,260 some of the... 599 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,805 dishevelment. 600 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,163 Actually... 601 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,580 actually, things are... 602 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,740 coming together very nicely for me lately. 603 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,128 I'm beginning to feel very good about myself. 604 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,940 Meeting... 605 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,247 meeting Chelsea was a major... 606 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,164 thing. 607 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,700 We have a... 608 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,660 we have a very kinetic relationship. 609 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,580 It's very positive. 610 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,340 I'm sure you'd be pleased. 611 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,980 What do you charge for a filling? 612 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,300 You're a dentist, aren't you? 613 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,540 What do you charge for a filling? 614 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,700 Oh, it's generally $40. 615 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,168 $40! Good God! 616 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,370 Norman... 617 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,140 we'd like to sleep together, 618 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,980 if it's all right with you. 619 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,220 What do you mean? 620 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,140 We'd... we'd like to sleep together 621 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,060 in the same room... 622 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,180 the same bed... 623 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,220 if it's not offensive to you. 624 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,380 All three of you? 625 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,260 No, just two. 626 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,460 You and Billy? 627 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,340 No. 628 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,140 Not Chelsea and Billy. 629 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,300 No. 630 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,100 That leaves Chelsea and you, then. 631 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,060 That's right. 632 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,540 Why would I find that offensive? 633 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,460 You're not planning on doing something unusual, are you? 634 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,420 No, no, no. Just... 635 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,500 you know, just... 636 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,940 that doesn't seem too offensive, 637 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,180 as long as you're quiet. 638 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,820 Thank you. 639 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,300 Chelsea always slept in the same bed with her husband. 640 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,460 - Yeah, I'm sure. - Ethel and I do, you know? 641 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,260 We sleep together. Been doing it for years. 642 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,340 I guess I'd be delighted to have you 643 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,900 abuse my daughter under my own roof. 644 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,460 Would you like the room where I first violated her mother? 645 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,020 Or would you be interested in the master bedroom? 646 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,100 Ethel, your boy and I could sleep out back. 647 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,580 You could do it right here in the hearth. 648 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,569 Like that idea? 649 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,900 You're having a good time, aren't you? 650 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,860 Chelsea told me all about how you like to have 651 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,860 a good ol' time with people's heads. 652 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,900 She does, too, sometimes. 653 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,300 Sometimes I can get into it, and sometimes not. 654 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,540 I think you should know I'm pretty good 655 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,860 at recognizing crap when I hear it. 656 00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,460 You know, it's not imperative that you and I become friends. 657 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,050 I thought it would be nice. 658 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,540 I'm sure you're a very fascinating person. 659 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,100 And I thought it would be fascinating getting to know you, 660 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,965 but it's obviously not an easy task. 661 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,725 No. 662 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,980 Just go ahead ...