Life as a House

492 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:12,170 so you can move into someplace decent... 493 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:14,840 with a real kitchen and a real bathroom? 494 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,430 I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati. 495 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,220 I don't beg. 496 00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:24,560 And I don't take a shower in the middle of the yard! 497 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,230 I can promise you complete privacy. 498 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:27,770 No, you can't! 499 00:43:27,810 --> 00:43:29,350 You can't promise me anything... 500 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,360 because you don't have anything to promise. 501 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:36,150 You live in a garage, OK? You don't have cable. 502 00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:37,490 You're not hooked up for the internet... 503 00:43:37,530 --> 00:43:39,360 because you don't even own a computer. 504 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:44,080 And you don't have a job. 505 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,670 Just try it. 506 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:53,420 That's all I'm asking. 507 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,260 Come on, Sam. I'm begging, OK? 508 00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:01,050 Go fuck yourself. 509 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:15,110 Is Alyssa home? 510 00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:16,610 She went out with a friend. 511 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:26,200 I didn't recognize you. 512 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:30,410 Alyssa said you two don't even have plumbing over there. 513 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,630 Not a shower. 514 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,340 Come on. 515 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,930 I hope your ex-husband's equipped for the havoc of Sam... 516 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:48,930 because it seems absolutely blissful here tonight. 517 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,940 There you go. 518 00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:08,240 Do you think it's odd your kids don't hug you? 519 00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:09,620 Should l? 520 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:12,330 It would worry me. 521 00:45:12,370 --> 00:45:15,420 If I let everything that should worry me worry me... 522 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:18,300 I'd be dead from worry. 523 00:45:19,510 --> 00:45:21,920 What would you be if you asked Ryan and Adam... 524 00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:24,430 to run in here right now and hug you? 525 00:45:24,470 --> 00:45:26,970 I'd be you. 526 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,980 I'll do it, if that's what you want. 527 00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:40,820 Kurt, is that you? 528 00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:43,990 There has to be a logical explanation. 529 00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:45,240 No hot water. 530 00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:49,040 Your buddy Mr. Dokos called to complain... 531 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,330 that you and a boy are squatting illegally in your garage. 532 00:45:53,370 --> 00:45:56,170 Check the permits. 533 00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:58,840 It was built as a guest house. 534 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,010 It's a legally-rentable unit. 535 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,470 Now, that's got to be illegal. 536 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:11,770 Dokos? 537 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,730 I'll piss on his lawn. 538 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:19,440 Bro, I need you tonight. 539 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,440 I locked the door. 540 00:46:25,070 --> 00:46:28,200 lt'll take you twenty, thirty minutes. 541 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,870 Does Alyssa know? 542 00:46:29,910 --> 00:46:31,120 No. Nothing. 543 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,540 She sent me up here to see if you wanted... 544 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:35,250 to hang out with her and her mom and watch a movie. 545 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:36,870 You got any more weed? 546 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,380 You got any money? 547 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:42,460 Three hundred cash, two hours. 548 00:46:55,430 --> 00:46:56,690 You don't have to do a thing. 549 00:46:56,730 --> 00:47:00,690 Just get in, get out as quick as you can. 550 00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:03,440 Close your eyes. 551 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,440 Think of whatever. 552 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,620 So, what's the deal between you and Alyssa? 553 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:13,870 Don't even. I'm there. 554 00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:17,000 I didn't know. I'm sorry. 555 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,590 She wouldn't even fucking go out with me until she was sixteen. 556 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:25,380 That wasn't even a rule. That was just her own thing. 557 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:28,760 She figures things out on her own, and that's it. 558 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,480 If this rings, run. 559 00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:43,980 He already knows about everything you can't do. 560 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,610 And you can tell him not to look at you if you want. 561 00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:51,320 This feels too weird now. 562 00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:54,450 I don't like it. 563 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,800 Beats working. 564 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,680 You want t