Good Fortune

708 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,747 Whose house is this? 709 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,417 Your house. (CHUCKLES) 710 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,605 Enjoying your new life? 711 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:28,939 What's happened? 712 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,709 You wanted to have wealth and success, here you go. 713 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,044 Take a good look around, 714 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:35,746 see if Jeff's life is all it's cracked up to be. 715 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,947 I'll check in on you, 716 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,383 and at the end of the week, we'll assess. 717 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:40,351 - But I'm still me? - Yes. 718 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,020 Your name is Arj, you look like you, 719 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,257 but everything else is Jeff's life. 720 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,427 Both the good and the bad. 721 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:50,895 What happened to Jeff? 722 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,631 He has your life. He thinks he's you. 723 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,233 So he's my assistant? 724 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,701 Yes. 725 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,969 So he has to do whatever I ask him to do? 726 00:33:58,670 --> 00:33:59,704 Yes. 727 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,072 If I'm hungry and I want a snack? 728 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:03,141 GABRIEL: He'll get it for you. 729 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,375 Hey, Jeff! 730 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,877 Chips and guac coming right up. 731 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,613 My man! 732 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:09,980 JEFF: I'm just gonna head upstairs to your room, 733 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,249 and finish unpacking those clothes. 734 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,617 All right, cool. 735 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,819 Enjoying the pool? 736 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,322 Gabriel, the angel! Can Jeff see you? 737 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,989 No, only you can see me. 738 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,260 Ah. Well, I got to say, so far, this is great. 739 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,994 You want to hit the pool? Pop on some trunks? 740 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,996 Hey, Arj, uh, just reminding you, 741 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:27,398 you got this meeting coming up. 742 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,134 You should probably get ready to go soon. 743 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,835 Meeting? 744 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:31,969 I don't know anything about his work. 745 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,138 What am I gonna say? 746 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,973 You wanted to see what this life is like. 747 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:39,277 Time to get to work, Mr. Mogul. 748 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,678 - That's for you. - ARJ: Oh, God. 749 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,548 There we go, bon appe-fucking-tit. 750 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:47,485 Oh, my God! 751 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,020 - This sushi's insane! - So sick, right? 752 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,657 They fly the fish in from Japan every morning. 753 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:54,292 Very high carbon footprint. 754 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,693 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 755 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,027 Yo, did you check out that launch proposal 756 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:58,196 I sent over for the event next week? 757 00:34:58,197 --> 00:34:59,365 What'd you think about that? 758 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,831 Uh... 759 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,267 "Uh..." 760 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,034 Looked good, I guess. 761 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,804 Yeah? Great. 762 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,439 All right. Well, yeah, that's all the business 763 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,508 we had to get to today. So, what the fuck? How's life? 764 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:13,811 Uh, same old. Just working, cold plunging. You? 765 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,213 Work has been crazy, man. 766 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,148 I had to fire one of my assistants, Darren. 767 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,483 - Oh. - Yeah, he's a sweetheart. 768 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,885 But I had this big event in New York last week 769 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,453 and I put him in charge of vibes. 770 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,322 And then I get there, and the vibes are just super off. 771 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,390 - Hate that. - Yeah. 772 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:27,124 - Wrong kind of candles. - Oh. 773 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,327 He didn't tag the liquor sponsor in the media posts. 774 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,196 - No! - The event was off a cliff. 775 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,063 - The vibes were just tanked. - What was the scent 776 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,732 he was supposed to get and what did he grab instead? 777 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:35,866 He was supposed to get sandalwood. 778 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,001 - He got vetiver. - Ugh! 779 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,569 Whole place smelled like shit. 780 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,070 Those aren't the same smells. 781 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,472 - Everybody at the event must've been furious. - Yeah. 782 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,040 But you know what though, dude? 783 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:46,211 I've been rea...