My Fair Lady

00:57:04,003 --> 00:57:07,840 I'm playing straight with you. I ain't pretending to be deserving. 923 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:10,092 No, I'm undeserving. 924 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,302 And I mean to go on being undeserving. 925 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:14,221 I like it, and that's the truth. 926 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:18,267 But will you take advantage of a man's nature 927 00:57:18,476 --> 00:57:20,352 to do him out of the price of his own daughter, 928 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:24,982 what he's brought up, fed and clothed by the sweat of his brow 929 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:26,525 till she's growed big enough 930 00:57:26,734 --> 00:57:30,571 to be interesting to you two gentlemen? 931 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:35,284 Well, is 5 pounds unreasonable? I put it to you. 932 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:37,703 And I leave it to you. 933 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:43,417 You know, Pickering, if we took this man in hand for three months, 934 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,419 he could choose between a seat in the cabinet 935 00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,213 and a popular pulpit in Wales. 936 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,923 We'd better give him a fiver. 937 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,092 He'll make bad use of it, I'm afraid. 938 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,219 Oh, not me, governor. So help me, I won't. 939 00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:56,805 Just one good spree for myself and the missus. 940 00:57:57,015 --> 00:58:00,100 Giving pleasure to ourselves and employment to others. 941 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,978 And satisfaction to you to know it ain't been thrown away. 942 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,396 You couldn't spend it better. 943 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:07,232 Oh, this is irresistible. Let's give him 10. 944 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:10,152 No, the missus wouldn't have the heart to spend 10, governor. 945 00:58:10,361 --> 00:58:11,945 Ten pounds is a lot of money. 946 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,866 Makes a man feel prudent-like, and then goodbye to happiness. 947 00:58:16,075 --> 00:58:20,370 No, you give me what I ask, governor. Not a penny less, not a penny more. 948 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,540 I rather draw the line at encouraging this sort of immorality, Doolittle. 949 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,584 Why don't you marry that missus of yours, eh? 950 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,754 After all, marriage isn't so frightening. You married Eliza's mother. 951 00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:30,756 Who told you that, governor? 952 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:34,801 Well, nobody told me. I concluded, naturally. 953 00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:39,765 If we listen to this man for another minute, 954 00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,350 we shall have no convictions left. 955 00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:44,186 - Five pounds, I think you said. - Thank you, governor, thank you. 956 00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:45,646 Are you sure you won't have 10? 957 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:49,483 - No, no, perhaps another time. - I won't, I won't, I won't. 958 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,193 I beg your pardon, miss. 959 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:54,029 I won't say those ruddy vowels one more time. 960 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,031 Blimey, it's Eliza. 961 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:58,700 Well, I never thought she'd clean up so good-looking. 962 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:00,744 She does me credit, don't she, governor? 963 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:03,330 Here, what you doing here? 964 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,040 Now, now, you hold your tongue. 965 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:08,293 And don't you give these gentlemen none of your lip. 966 00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:10,212 If you have any trouble with her, governor, 967 00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:11,797 give her a few licks of the strap. 968 00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:14,341 That's the way to improve her mind. 969 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:15,968 Well, good morning, gentlemen. 970 00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:18,470 - Cheerio, Eliza. - Mah! 971 00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:21,974 There's a man for you. 972 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:24,726 A philosophical genius of the first water. 973 00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:28,105 Mrs. Pearce, write to Mr. Ezra Wallingford 974 00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:29,731 and tell him if he wants a lecturer 975 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:31,775 to get in touch with Mr. Alfred P. Doolittle, 976 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:34,570 a common dustman, one of the most original moralists in England. 977 00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:35,862 Yes, sir. 978 00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:37,948 Here, what did he come for? 979 00:59:38,157 --> 00:59:39,199 Say your vowels. 980 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,159 I know my vowels. I knew them before I come. 981 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:42,494 If you know them, say them. 982 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,455 A, E, I, O, U. 983 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:46,915 Stop. 984 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,293 A, E, I, O, U. 985 00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:52,296 That's what said, A, E, I, O, U.