The Beverly Hillbillies

00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:27,346 I just thought you'd wanna know more about the richest dumb guy in America. 404 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:31,533 <i>- He's a hayseed, a hillbilly. - Mm!</i> 405 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,698 <i>So this Clampett guy should be easy, huh?</i> 406 00:32:33,808 --> 00:32:37,265 Yes, but we better do it fast before he gets married. 407 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:40,403 Married? Tyler, Clampett's getting married? 408 00:32:40,514 --> 00:32:43,949 No, but he wants to. 409 00:32:47,752 --> 00:32:50,948 <i>- He's a horny old goat lookin' for some action? - Nah.</i> 410 00:32:51,055 --> 00:32:52,966 He's just looking for a refined lady... 411 00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:55,640 <i>- to help raise his hellcat daughter, Elly May. - Hmm.</i> 412 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:59,888 <i>But he did seem interested when somebody brought up the idea of a French tutor.</i> 413 00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:03,328 Hmm. A French tutor. 414 00:33:20,011 --> 00:33:23,810 <i>Bonjour. My name is Laurette Voleur...</i> 415 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:27,314 and I am a... French governess. 416 00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:29,646 <i>Well, come on in, ma'am.</i> 417 00:33:32,587 --> 00:33:34,919 <i>Bonjour. I am going door-to-door...</i> 418 00:33:35,023 --> 00:33:37,786 to see if anyone needs my services. 419 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,691 <i>- My business card. - "Mademoiselle."</i> 420 00:33:39,793 --> 00:33:43,353 "Mademoiselle..." 421 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:47,262 - Sorry, ma'am. I don't think so. - Are you sure? 422 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:55,027 - Yep. - There is not a young woman in the house... 423 00:33:55,138 --> 00:33:58,664 who is perhaps a bit, uh, unruly? 424 00:34:00,209 --> 00:34:03,371 Not that I can think of, but, then again, we just moved here. 425 00:34:03,478 --> 00:34:07,538 Nobody in need of refinement and sophistication? 426 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:14,609 No. Maybe you oughta try the neighbors. 427 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,486 Oh, well, I am so sorry to bother you. 428 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:22,491 <i>I will be going now.</i> 429 00:34:23,927 --> 00:34:25,951 Well, what's the problem, ma'am? 430 00:34:26,062 --> 00:34:30,998 I was just hoping that my services would be needed, but... 431 00:34:31,099 --> 00:34:34,363 - Well, what do you do? - I teach, um... how do you say this... 432 00:34:34,468 --> 00:34:39,837 oh, rambunctious teenage girls how to be more ladylike and proper. 433 00:34:42,408 --> 00:34:46,673 Well, dog my cats. You know, Mrs. Drysdale was just telling us... 434 00:34:46,778 --> 00:34:49,712 about how the French was the best at finishing a gal out. 435 00:34:49,814 --> 00:34:52,976 <i>Oui, they are. They are the very, very best...</i> 436 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:56,916 <i>at making a woman a woman.</i> 437 00:34:57,019 --> 00:34:59,886 Hey. I just thought of somethin'. 438 00:34:59,989 --> 00:35:01,888 Maybe she could help with Elly May. 439 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:04,550 Oh. 440 00:35:11,964 --> 00:35:14,660 Here, Rascal. 441 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:16,927 Yeah. 442 00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:20,435 You like swimmin' in this cement pond, don't you? 443 00:35:20,538 --> 00:35:22,802 <i>You like it too, Frankie?</i> 444 00:35:22,907 --> 00:35:24,874 <i>Takin' that duck for a swim?</i> 445 00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:32,274 And over here by the cement pond is my daughter Elly. 446 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,371 Elly, say hello to Miss Laurette. 447 00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:37,007 <i>- Howdy, Miss Laurette. - Bonjour, Elly May.</i> 448 00:35:37,118 --> 00:35:39,017 It is such a pleasure to meet you. 449 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:41,097 I was thinkin', every day after school... 450 00:35:41,121 --> 00:35:44,089 <i>maybe Miss Laurette could help teach you to be a lady.</i> 451 00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:46,090 <i>- How about that? - Okay.</i> 452 00:35:46,192 --> 00:35:49,126 Spanky likes you. 453 00:35:50,728 --> 00:35:52,854 Not as much as I like him. 454 00:35:54,498 --> 00:35:57,466 <i>Go on, now, and stay out of trouble.</i> 455 00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:01,931 I finally figured this game out, Spanky. 456 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:04,937 <i>You take this ball...</i> 457 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,099 you put it down this here gully. 458 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,802 It rolls down yonder. 459 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:14,401 Then you hurl yourself down this slippery gully... 460 00:36:14,513 --> 00:36:18,380 and see how many of them there snake-bashin' clubs... 461 00:36:18,482 --> 00:36:21,940 you can knock down... before the ball gets there. 462 00:36:23,386 --> 00:36:26,878 What a stupid idiot. 463 00:36:26,990 --> 00:36:29,287 Did you say somethin', ma'am? 464 00:36:29,391 --> 00:36:33,053 What a stupendous intellect. 465 00:36:33,161 --> 00:36:35,439 That's 'cause I graduated the sixth grade, ma'am. 466 00:3