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487 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:39,130 She came with a statue of the Virgin Mary in the bargain. 488 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:46,430 She arrived with a statue of Mary and a crucifix around her neck... 489 00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:48,600 ...from a convent. 490 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,720 Tell me more. 491 00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:53,810 He's old enough to have fathered her twice over. 492 00:40:54,050 --> 00:40:55,690 The hypocrite. 493 00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:59,400 This has all the makings of a farce. 496 00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:18,000 Abbé de Coulmier, you rascal! 497 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,380 Your comedies are the rage. I had to claw my way to a ticket. 498 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,010 And so expertly acted! 499 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,550 That charming man in last week's comedy... 500 00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:28,470 ...I'd no idea he was an imbecile. 501 00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:32,020 - Everyone has talents if we look. - Yes, I'm sure. 502 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,520 Isn't that the new doctor? How thrilling. 503 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,440 A renowned expert, right here at Charenton. 504 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,320 I will say one thing for him. 505 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,030 He has a beautiful daughter. 506 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:03,340 Oh, enough of this bilge. 507 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,380 We're better than this. 508 00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:10,550 Remember, gentlemen. Inside each of your... 509 00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:14,730 ...delicate minds, your distinctive bodies... 510 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,060 ...art is waiting to be born! 511 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,980 Let's give the doctor a performance tonight... 512 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:23,480 ...I hope he'll remember forever. 513 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,760 That's Madame Bougival. 514 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:56,100 And of course, in front of them, the Marquis' wife. 515 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,560 Indeed? 516 00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:16,410 You. North wind. 517 00:43:17,110 --> 00:43:19,290 Madames and messieurs... 518 00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:23,880 ...there's been a change in tonight's program. 519 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,630 We will not be performing <i>The Happy Shoemaker.</i> 521 00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:33,100 Instead, we'd like to premiere a new play... 522 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,310 ...in honor of the newly appointed... 523 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,480 ...Dr. Royer-Collard and his lovely bride. 525 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,520 A comedy entitled... . 526 00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:48,990 <i>-Crimes of Love. - The Crimes of Love.</i> 527 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,030 Written by one of Charenton's very own wards... 528 00:43:53,650 --> 00:43:56,290 ...the Marquis de Sade! 529 00:44:43,870 --> 00:44:46,130 Sister Saint-Fond, whither do we go? 530 00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:48,960 Passing over rivers, canyons and snow? 531 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,220 Hurry, Eugenie For we must not tarry 532 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:55,760 I deliver you now To the man you shall marry 533 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:02,270 When you have rested at your leisure He'll coach you in ways of pleasure 534 00:45:07,470 --> 00:45:09,650 At last she arrives 535 00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:12,610 My hard-won bride 536 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:18,990 Hurry, my child, and scurry inside 537 00:45:19,230 --> 00:45:22,330 There you'll find Such treasures await you 538 00:45:22,570 --> 00:45:26,380 Marzipan and meringue to sate you 539 00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:29,710 Such gallantry in men Is sadly a rarity 540 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:33,170 How lucky I am to receive his charity 541 00:45:35,710 --> 00:45:38,970 Thank you, dear sister For abetting me so 542 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:43,430 Bringing her here To this secluded chateau 543 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,140 Was that good? 544 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:50,150 Little does she know The terrors in store 545 00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:52,480 When I tutor her 546 00:45:52,730 --> 00:45:55,990 In <i>Les crimes de L'amour</i> 547 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:06,670 Take this side of the curtain. One, two, three. 549 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,440 Quickly, my suckling Out of your clothes 550 00:46:35,690 --> 00:46:38,450 My scepter awaits How solid it grows 551 00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:41,280 Stop it, I beg you Have pity, I say 552 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,370 You're not my lover You're a monstrous <i>roué</i> 553 00:46:44,570 --> 00:46:47,330 Do as you're told 554 00:46:48,870 --> 00:46:51,960 Stick your legs in the air - Leave at once. 555 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,340 - It's just begun. - Do as I say. 556 00:47:01,630 --> 00:47:04,390 It's true I'm a pig 557 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,140 And you've truffles down there 558 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:13,360 Oh, God, what's this? Such a wicked sensation 559 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,490