Leo

00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:46,708 [singing the letter] 652 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:52,708 [alarm clock beeping] 653 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,791 [humming] 654 00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,375 - [dropper clinking] - [munching] 655 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,541 [clanging] 656 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,333 [clattering] 657 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,041 He's just doing it for show. See? 658 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,916 He knows he's recyclable. 659 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,958 Let's just give him some space. 660 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,375 Nobody's ever gonna like me like he does. 661 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:34,583 Kid, they don't even know you. Now you can finally show your stuff. 662 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,958 Uh, I don't have any stuff. 663 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,583 Ah, you just gotta find your gimmick. 664 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:43,250 There was a boy in 1998, Mike Djokovic. 665 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,666 He memorized all the words to "Walkin' on the Sun." 666 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:51,541 Smash Mouth? No? Look, it's got a lot of words. 667 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:54,333 The point is, plenty of kids have a gimmick. 668 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:56,083 It's okay. I got a few. 669 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,833 - Uh, get me a caterpillar. - For real? 670 00:33:58,916 --> 00:33:59,916 Trust me. 671 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,458 [trash can lid clangs] 672 00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:11,041 [merry music playing] 673 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750 Oh, that's perfect. 674 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,583 Okay, here we go. 675 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,750 - [slurps] - [laughs] So gross! 676 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,833 Wait. 677 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,166 - [belches] - [Eli] What the... 678 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,583 [laughing] 679 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,416 [Leo] Here, let me show you something. 680 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,791 Eli, where's your safety suit? 681 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,750 Try doing this. 682 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,666 [grunting] 683 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:51,708 - [giggling] - Very good. [laughs] 684 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:52,958 [golfer 1] Fore! 685 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,166 - [Leo grunts] - [gasps] 686 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,875 - [golfer 2] You nailed that thing. - [golfer 1] What was it? A possum? 687 00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,500 [golfer 2] I don't know, but you hit it in the jellybeans. 688 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,583 [golfer 1] Wanna quit and go home? Can't top that. 689 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,500 [golfers laughing] 690 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:07,041 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 691 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,583 [kindergartner 1 screams] 692 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,666 - [suctioning] - [kindergartner 1 yells] 693 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,375 [kindergartner 2 screams, chomps] 694 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:15,166 [whispers] Not everyone's invited. 695 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,500 [amusing music playing] 696 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,791 Yes, I'm back. 697 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,625 Where's your tail? You escaping one limb at a time? 698 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:36,000 Just give me some space. I got hit in the jellybeans. 699 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,250 [thuds] 700 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,791 I forgot that was there. 701 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,666 Salinas was teacher of the year! That substitute lady's unacceptable. 702 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,833 Do the skin cream samples I give out mean nothing to you people? 703 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,375 How do I get that horrible woman replaced? 704 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,833 Dr. Wenger, please. She's sitting right here. 705 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:55,458 - So? - Jay, it's not polite. 706 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:56,375 Fine. 707 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,083 May I speak about you as if you're not here? 708 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,833 Listen, my kid was on track to get into Westlake next year, 709 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:09,500 Langley Prep in three years, Dartmouth in seven years, 710 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:12,083 then a moderately happy marriage in 14 years. 711 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,375 I paid for that smart board and this light switch. 712 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,916 If I'm letting you keep this animal as her teacher, 713 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,750 you're gonna do something for me to fix this. 714 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,333 [ticking] 715 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,958 Four seconds. Three, two, one. 716 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,250 Pencils down. 717 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,250 Except Jayda, 718 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,958 who will now be getting two more minutes 719 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:36,625 due to her permanent jet lag. 720 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:39,916 - [kids clamoring] - [Ms. Malkin] Quiet. No discussion. 721 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,208 Now, one ...