Hitpig!

00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,718 [Hitpig yelling] [horn honking] 557 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,459 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 558 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,808 - Whoa. 559 00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,811 That was fun. Let's do it again. 560 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,207 - And now my gun is broken? 561 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,253 What else could go wrong? Oh! 562 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,734 [light music] 563 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,615 [light music continues] 564 00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,053 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 565 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,621 [light music] 566 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,365 - Why are we dressed like this? 567 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,410 - Subterfuge. 568 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,847 - Oh. I don't know French. 569 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,849 - What do you mean check the last and found? 570 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,286 It's a two ton elephant. 571 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,159 - All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 572 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,509 [tail whipping] [person exclaiming] 573 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,815 - Excuse me! 574 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,350 - Emotional support, you know, dog. 575 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,700 [Pickles panting] 576 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,833 I am a work in progress. 577 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,753 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 578 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,450 - Of course it is, ma'am. 579 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,023 - Lip balm. [officer yelling] 580 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,372 [person yelling] 581 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,940 [keys clicking] 582 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,637 [phone ringing] 583 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,334 - Leapin' Lord here. 584 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,642 - Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 585 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,426 - Goodie. 586 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,995 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 587 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,041 Her understudy, well, let's just say 588 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,957 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 589 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,700 So don't let me down. [Pickles squealing] 590 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,006 [Pickles crashing] - Sorry, cutie. 591 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,618 [people snoring] 592 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,709 - [Person] Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 593 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,148 - Look up in the sky! [bird pooping] 594 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,758 It's Super rooster. 595 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,543 - Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 596 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,111 - Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 597 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,157 You know, politics. 598 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,898 - Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 599 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,551 I've gotta tinkle. 600 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:48,727 Excuse me. [Hitpig groaning] 601 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,858 Pardon me. 602 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,078 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 603 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,689 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 604 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,998 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 605 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:04,699 Yikes. That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 606 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:08,921 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 607 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,706 [toilet flushing] 608 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,840 [dart shooting] - Ow! 609 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,711 Right in the ham hocks. 610 00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:19,496 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 611 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:22,935 - That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 612 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:24,806 - Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 613 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,243 [darts shooting] 614 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,462 [Hitpig grunting] 615 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,681 [playful music] 616 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:36,731 [Leticia grunting] [Hitpig chortling] 617 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,037 [Leticia grunting] 618 00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,342 [dart shooting] 619 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,519 [Hitpig slurring] [Leticia laughing] 620 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,565 [darts shooting] 621 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,785 [Leticia exclaiming] 622 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,397 [darts shooting] 623 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357 - Listen, Hitpig. 624 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,490 I should be taken seriously. 625 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,970 - For what? 626 00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,886 - Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 627 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,365 - And rhinoceros. 628 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:09,285 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 629 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,462 - Oh. 630 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:15,378 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 631 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,858 - No! 632 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:22,951 [air whipping] [people shouting] 633 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,262 - Okay, okay. 634 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,960 This is not what I thought would be behind