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721 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,400 We got a lot of work to do before Sports Cap. 722 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,500 So, Karl, how long is this History Channel thing gonna take? 723 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,000 - Card scheduled it for 45 minutes. - Come on, Spotty, this one's for you. 724 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,000 God. Spotty's getting old. 725 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,900 She needs a seeing-eye dog for herself. 726 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,100 You know, once she was a great athlete. 727 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,900 You should have seen her. She was like the DiMaggio of dogs. 728 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,800 - So you remember your lead? - Yup. 729 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:55,000 Ronald Reagan believed that everything happened for a reason... 730 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,900 ...and that we should strive to know and do the will of God. 731 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,500 Looks like your balls have been put through the wringer, Ari. What's up? 732 00:41:03,535 --> 00:41:04,600 - Helen Thomas. - Barney... 733 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,300 ...how many times do I gotta tell you? Stay back. 734 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,600 - And what else did I write down? - Berlin Wall. 735 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800 Right. Cold War. 736 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,900 Reagan didn't say, "Mr. Gorbachev... 737 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,900 ...will you take down the top three bricks off the Berlin Wall?" 738 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,900 He said, "Tear it down. Tear it all down. " And so they did. 739 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000 - Good boy, Barney. - Memory's still the greatest, sir. 740 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:25,100 You know, I'm a lot more like him than my father. 741 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,400 And the world has to know clearly where America stands. 742 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,900 Yeah. 743 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,900 What's that old battle-ax, Helen Thomas, ragging on about now? 744 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,100 Did she say anything about, you know, Iraq? 745 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,400 She was talking about secret plans... 746 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,300 ...for regime change there. You know the rap: 747 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,900 "What makes Saddam different from any other dictator? 748 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,100 What right do we have to go to war with Iraq?" 749 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,800 Did you tell her I don't like mudsuckers who gas their own people? 750 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,500 Did you tell her I don't like assholes that try to kill my father? 751 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,800 Did you tell her that I'm gonna kick his sorry ass all over the Mideast? 752 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,300 Well, I told her about half of that. 753 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,100 Only half? 754 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,800 Here's to turning 40 and looking 30. 755 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,600 Nothing old about you except a few of your jokes. 756 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,200 I think my jokes are funny. 757 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:30,000 To the best thing that ever came out of a Texas backyard barbecue. 758 00:42:30,035 --> 00:42:32,400 May all yours and Laura's dreams come true. 759 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:35,500 - Each and every one of them. - It's baseball, you know. 760 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,900 I think Bushie wants to be baseball commissioner. 761 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,900 - Why not? I love baseball. - After all the times I've gone... 762 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,600 ...I just never could get into it! 763 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,800 You know who I grew up dreaming to be, Spider? 764 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,900 - Who? - Willie "The Say Hey Kid" Mays. 765 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,300 He was the greatest ever. 766 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,800 The problem is you couldn't hit the curve ball, and you're white. 767 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:54,300 That's right, I am white. I'm white. 768 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,400 - Phone call for you, Mr. Bush. - Whoa, Buddy Holly. 769 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,700 - Who is it? - The vice president, sir. 770 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,650 All right. All right, I'll get that and it's time to get serious. 771 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:10,200 I'll see you in a while. All right, I'll tell him you said hello. 772 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,600 You guys, I'll be right back. 773 00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,400 Poppy. 774 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,100 <i>I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, son.</i> 775 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,500 <i>- Oh, thank you. - Hope you're enjoying yourself.</i> 776 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,700 Oh, I am, very much so. Thank you, sir. 777 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,700 <i>How's Laura?</i> 778 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,400 Sweet as ever. 779 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,900 <i>- And the girls? - They're back home in Midland.</i> 780 00:43:3