I Love You, Man

No, dude, this place has the best fish tacos in the world. 718 00:33:22,757 --> 00:33:26,344 Literally. Ranked. You gotta have one or two. 719 00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:30,515 It's the pico de gallo, man. Just use your hands. 720 00:33:30,598 --> 00:33:32,600 We're barbarians after all, men. 721 00:33:32,683 --> 00:33:36,187 Every once in a while, I go down to the Boardwalk 722 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:39,315 and I just throw my own feces like a gorilla. 723 00:33:46,697 --> 00:33:48,199 You all right? 724 00:33:48,282 --> 00:33:50,993 (EXCLAIMS) How can you disagree with me on this? I mean, look, my... 725 00:33:51,077 --> 00:33:52,745 It's bad for the whole world. 726 00:33:52,828 --> 00:33:55,206 My lease is gonna be up and I think... 727 00:33:55,289 --> 00:33:57,708 - Are you talking about hybrid cars? - Yes. Yes. 728 00:33:57,792 --> 00:34:00,169 I thought you were talking about hybrid animals. 729 00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:01,629 - Hybrid animals? - Yeah. 730 00:34:01,712 --> 00:34:03,381 What the fuck is a hybrid animal? 731 00:34:03,464 --> 00:34:06,884 It took Andre the Giant a barrel of beer to get drunk, sometimes two. 732 00:34:06,968 --> 00:34:08,344 (IN HUSKY VOICE) "Hello, pretty lady." 733 00:34:08,427 --> 00:34:10,221 (IN HUSKY VOICE) "Anybody want a peanut?" 734 00:34:10,513 --> 00:34:11,847 (BOTH LAUGHING) 735 00:34:11,931 --> 00:34:13,391 Should we get a third order of fish tacos? 736 00:34:14,308 --> 00:34:17,186 Hands down, best fish taco I've ever had in my life. 737 00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:18,896 God, those tortillas were incredible. 738 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:22,233 Yeah, they make them in-house. It sets up the flavor for the whole dish. 739 00:34:22,316 --> 00:34:23,401 You know what? I just realized something. 740 00:34:23,484 --> 00:34:26,654 I never even asked you if you were interested in buying a house. 741 00:34:26,737 --> 00:34:29,115 No. No, why would I be? 742 00:34:29,782 --> 00:34:31,367 Well, it's just when you called me back, 743 00:34:31,450 --> 00:34:33,619 I didn't know if you wanted to talk about real estate or not. 744 00:34:33,703 --> 00:34:34,912 You just seemed like a good dude. 745 00:34:34,996 --> 00:34:38,249 I thought I'd see if you wanted to grab a beer. That's all. 746 00:34:38,332 --> 00:34:39,792 I'm glad you called. 747 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:43,296 - You get home safe, Pistol. - You got it, Joban. 748 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:45,965 I'm sorry, what? 749 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,843 Nothing. 750 00:34:48,926 --> 00:34:51,429 - No, what'd you say? - I don't know. 751 00:34:52,305 --> 00:34:56,058 You... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you Joban. 752 00:34:56,475 --> 00:35:00,771 It means nothing. I don't... I'm drunk. I'm gonna call a cab. 753 00:35:00,855 --> 00:35:01,939 (LAUGHS) 754 00:35:02,023 --> 00:35:04,233 All right, man. You have my number, yeah? 755 00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:06,986 I got you stored in my iPhin. 756 00:35:07,069 --> 00:35:10,865 - All right. If you need me, call, okay? - Man, I'm golden. 757 00:35:10,948 --> 00:35:13,618 - Yeah. All right, man. - All right, bud. 758 00:35:15,453 --> 00:35:17,204 Have a good night. 759 00:35:23,252 --> 00:35:25,171 I don't know the number for a taxi. 760 00:35:25,254 --> 00:35:26,255 (WHISTLES) 761 00:35:26,339 --> 00:35:27,340 (LAUGHS) 762 00:35:32,094 --> 00:35:33,888 - Hi, baby. - Hey. 763 00:35:34,388 --> 00:35:36,474 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah, we did. Yeah. 764 00:35:36,557 --> 00:35:39,810 Sydney's a cool guy. Got kind of drunk. 765 00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:43,147 - Really? - Yeah, I had to take a cab home. 766 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:45,816 - Really? Did you... - Throw up in his face? 767 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,984 - Yeah. - No. 768 00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:48,277 - Oh, good. - So that's good. 769 00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:50,988 That's good. So is he your best man? 770 00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:55,076 It's way too early to tell, but it's very sweet of you to ask. 771 00:35:55,576 --> 00:35:57,578 Go back to sleep. I'll be in, in a second, all right? 772 00:35:57,662 --> 00:35:59,163 I just wanna see if I got any hits on Ferrigno. 773 00:35:59,246 --> 00:36:00,247 Okay. 774 00:36:07,755 --> 00:36:10,007 - Whoomp! There he is! There he is! - Stop it. Stop it. 775 00:36:10,091 --> 00:36:11,384 - Ass, ass and titties. - Stop it. Fucking stop it. 776 00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:14,929 - Fuck, I'm ticklish, Tevin. - Okay. Uncle. Uncle. 777 00:36:15,513 --> 00:36:17,598 Hey. How was the open hizzy? 778 00:36:17,682 --> 00:36:19,433 - The what? - The open house. 779 00:36:19,517 --> 00:36:21,060 Oh! The open house. It was great. 780 00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:23,854 - Yeah? Did you flip that bitch yet? - Yeah. 781 00:36:23,938 --> 00:36:26,148 No. I mean, I've had a few nibbles. No bites. 782 00:36:26,232 --> 00:36:29,026 Nibbles? Me no likey nibbles. 783 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:31,987 - Peter, can I talk to you as a friend? - Sure. 784 00:36:32,071 --> 00:36:35,199 You're dealing with the house of a maj