Bitter Moon

687 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,810 And we were just having a dance. 688 00:51:24,810 --> 00:51:26,040 Some dance. 689 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,540 Decent of you not to fuck him on the floor. 690 00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:30,210 Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 691 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,350 I did it because I was jealous. 692 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,420 Please, please, forgive me. 693 00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,320 You're my tiger. 694 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,320 I don't want anyone but you! 695 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,290 Not ever! 696 00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:42,530 ( sobbing ) I love you. 697 00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:44,530 I love you. 698 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,460 Oscar: <i>I loved her too.</i> 699 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:48,830 <i>But our credit</i> <i>was running out.</i> 700 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,540 <i>We were headed</i> <i>for sexual bankruptcy.</i> 701 00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:57,440 <i>( rooster crowing )</i> 702 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,940 <i>( farm animals making noise )</i> 703 00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:03,850 ( sniffing ) 704 00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:07,580 Mmm, I smell pig. 705 00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:12,320 ( laughing ) 706 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,460 - Oscar: <i>Don't laugh.</i> <i>- Don't talk.</i> 707 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:16,590 Come, piggy! 708 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,200 Where is he? 709 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,230 Come, piggy wiggy. 710 00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:28,840 Where are you? 711 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,540 ( laughs ) 712 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,320 - Get off! Get off! - ( grunting ) 713 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,190 How dare you try to fuck me, you filthy beast? 714 00:52:46,190 --> 00:52:49,560 - Take that. - ( grunting ) 715 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:56,170 - Oscar: Harder. - Shut up. 716 00:52:56,170 --> 00:52:58,130 - Harder. - Shut up! 717 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:01,340 Aw, you spoiled it. 718 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:04,140 Pigs don't talk. 719 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,040 How can I believe in a pig that talks? 720 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:10,180 <i>( rooster crows )</i> 721 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:15,490 You know something? 722 00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:19,590 I don't believe in it either. 723 00:53:19,590 --> 00:53:22,160 Not anymore. 724 00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:31,530 That was it. 725 00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:34,170 The spell was broken at last. 726 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,610 Nigel: <i>Ah, jolly good thing too,</i> <i>if you ask me.</i> 727 00:53:36,610 --> 00:53:39,310 Hate to think what you'd be up to next. 728 00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:42,180 <i>Don't worry, Nigel.</i> <i>There's plenty more to tell.</i> 729 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,680 What makes you think I want to hear it? 730 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,050 I still don't know what gives you the idea 731 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:48,650 that I enjoy being used as a rubbish dump 732 00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:50,250 for your unsavory reminiscences. 733 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,490 Don't you? 734 00:53:51,490 --> 00:53:54,190 Don't you really, Nigel? 735 00:53:56,930 --> 00:53:58,460 ( laughs ) 736 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,930 He's still here? 737 00:53:59,930 --> 00:54:01,970 Yeah, I'm afraid I am, yes. 738 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:04,500 But I'm just off now. 739 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:08,970 You know, Nigel has been extremely patient with me. 740 00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:12,940 We don't see eye to eye on everything, 741 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:16,210 but we share at least one interest in common. 742 00:54:16,210 --> 00:54:18,150 You, baby. 743 00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:21,690 <i>I suppose that's why he keeps</i> <i>coming back for more.</i> 744 00:54:21,690 --> 00:54:23,150 ( laughs ) 745 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,590 Anyway, as I say, I'm just off. 746 00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:27,960 So thanks very much for the tea. 747 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,330 <i>Toodle-oo.</i> 748 00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:30,730 Bye. 749 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,100 <i>( Mimi laughing )</i> 750 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:39,070 <i>( Oscar laughing )</i> 751 00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:52,120 - Oh! Sorry. - You were gone long enough. 752 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,120 I am really sorry, darling. 753 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,120 I was going to go to dinner without you. 754 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,650 It's just incredibly hard to get away. 755 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,160 You saw what he's like. 756 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,090 - She there too? - Who? 757 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,760 Wrong answer, Nigel. Yes or no would have been fine. 758 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,300 But "who"? You know perfectly well who I mean. 759 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,130 Oh, right, Mimi. 760 00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:12,040 Yeah, she rolled up just as I was leaving. 761 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,640 Odd creature. 762 00:55:13,640 --