The Angels' Share

00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,880 The angels' share. I like that. 452 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,880 That's good. Aye, that is good. 453 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,320 There we are. 454 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,200 Now, our noses are so sensitive we can actually detect 455 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,800 scents that have been diluted to one-millionth of a part. 456 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,760 It's our most primitive sense. 457 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,720 Right here goes back to when we used to crawl about as reptiles on our bellies. 458 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,680 Well, some people will never change, eh? 459 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,480 Did youse know, and this is fact by the way, 460 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,880 the sexual behaviour of mice is driven by what they sniff? 461 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,680 What are youse laughing at? 462 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,560 - Is that serious? - Yeah, serious. 463 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,880 So when they smell cheese, they get a hard-on, is that it? 464 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080 Fuck off. 465 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,880 What I want you to do is have a little nose of the whisky. 466 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,200 That's basically a wee smell. 467 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,920 And tell me what you think it reminds you of. 468 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,480 My Da's breath when I was wee, that's what it reminds me of. 469 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,600 Reminds me of an old pub what used to be at the bottom of my street. 470 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,440 Anything else? 471 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,400 It's like Christmas cake I had once at my nana's house. 472 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,640 Well done. 473 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:05,320 That's really good. The Christmas cake that you're smelling is the fruity flavours. 474 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,240 Very impressed. 475 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,040 Right as rain. Tough 'un, me. 476 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,440 - How much did you have anyway? - I had one double and that was it. 477 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,000 - We were watching you. - I had one. 478 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,680 Put your fags out, boys. It's no smoking in the van, you know the score. 479 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960 All aboard! 480 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,880 Did you steal something, Mo? 481 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,520 - Nothing. - Doesn't sound like nothing, Mo. 482 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,760 I couldn't resist it. It was far too easy in there. 483 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,200 - Jesus Christ, Mo. You're a fucking disgrace. - Put them back. 484 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,600 Harry could lose his job. 485 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,560 Do you want them? I don't like whisky anyway. 486 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,480 No, I don't fucking want them, Mo. We made Harry a promise. 487 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,240 So you read all these, then? 488 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,800 Cannae get the fucker out the library these days. 489 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,280 - You bastard. - Nose it. 490 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,720 Fucking watch that aerial, it's holding the telly together. 491 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,680 Look at the state of the fucking thing. What are you talking about? 492 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,560 Fucking £6 I paid for that bad boy! 493 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,080 Heavy, sweet and peaty. 494 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,200 - It's like a whiff of sea breeze off it. - There's something coming off it. 495 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,840 It's... It's a... 496 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,640 Highland malt for cert. 497 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,960 Sea breeze? All we need now is a fucking rainbow. 498 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,320 I know what you mean. I can... The saltiness off it. 499 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,600 - Aye. Get that? - It's sweet, too. 500 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,640 Bullshit. It's all the same to me. 501 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,680 What are you doing... 502 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,200 Albert. 503 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,080 Oh! 504 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,280 - Albert... Fuck's sake, man. - Fucking hell, man. 505 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,640 - Sorry. - Fuckin' boggin'. 506 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,600 Jesus Christ. 507 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,280 Here, smell the peat. 508 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,840 Pete? Who the fuck is Pete? 509 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,160 They get it from the ground then they dig it up. 510 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,600 What? You dig it up and you throw it in a drink, 511 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,960 and youse are wondering why it's barking of shite? 512 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,040 Look, give yourselves a bit of time, guys, right? 513 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,680 I was like that at first, and then big Harry started to show me how to do it, 514 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,7