Miller's Girl

...gently into the good night. 598 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,048 - No, I know. You look fine. Like you have. 599 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,354 I'm just more concerned about the fact 600 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:08,181 that you got two damn phones on the table 601 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,312 like you're a rapper. 602 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,836 This one is my professional phone. 603 00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,402 And the other one... 604 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:13,839 The other one... - ...is for selling drugs. 605 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,144 - The other one is personal. Oh, yeah? 606 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:16,145 That's why you're not gonna get that number. 607 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,845 How y'all doin'? That burger treatin' you well? 608 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,760 Sorry, it's a two-man show tonight. 609 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,284 - I'm getting angry now. 610 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,025 Well... Well, hi. 611 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,983 I don't see any Michelin stars here, honey. 612 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,724 So, what is the holdup? 613 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,160 A fuck-up... - Bea. Come on. 614 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,814 ...in the kitchen that was entirely preventable. 615 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,948 Can I get you anything while you wait? 616 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:38,167 - On me. - Another Maker's. 617 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,821 Okay, you got it. 618 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,867 - Coach? Blue Moon. 619 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:43,520 Workin' late on a school night, ain't you? 620 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,609 Drinkin' late on a school night, ain't you? 621 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,829 Oh, you think sassing me is gonna get you a better tip? 622 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,309 Gets me a better grade. 623 00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,398 Doesn't it? 624 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,356 - That might be true, yeah. - Anything for you, Mr. Miller? 625 00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:54,836 I'm good, Winnie. 626 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:55,968 Designated driver. 627 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,491 - Oh. Oh, really? 628 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,753 - Unless you wanna do it. - First I'm hearing of this. 629 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,843 You know, why can't you just be a nice, 630 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:04,454 boring teacher like Mr. Miller? 631 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,021 - Boring? 632 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,066 What? And let my students make their grades 633 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:08,458 with scholastic merit? 634 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,590 Do you really think I'm boring? 635 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,113 In a good way. 636 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,420 Like a nice pastoral. 637 00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:15,291 I'll get those drinks for you. 638 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,902 Yeah. "Pastoral." 639 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,338 She just called you a field. 640 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,600 At best. 641 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,428 - She's cute. - Yeah, and a 4.4 student. 642 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:22,690 And she can paint. 643 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,300 She's in my morning class. 644 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,825 Oh, is this the last scion of James Joyce? 645 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,522 That's Cairo. 646 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:29,871 - Cairo? Yeah. 647 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,220 Did he tell you that Cairo read his book? 648 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:33,092 He sure did. 649 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:36,051 - Is she pretty? Is she pretty? 650 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:37,836 Um, I don't know. She's talented. 651 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,359 Damn. Even worse. 652 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,230 Our friend Jon here is prepping her to be 653 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,972 his transcendence into the annals of academic glory. 654 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,496 And so what if I am? It's exhilarating. 655 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,237 And it's rare as well 656 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:49,630 - to be so engaged and so... - Hmm. I bet is is. Yes. 657 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,414 - So worshipped. - So worthy. 658 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,242 - Wanna be like me. - She, in earnest 659 00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:55,897 uses words like "vituperation." 660 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,072 Please. 661 00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,769 Vocabulary doesn't make you a writer 662 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,381 any more than math makes you a rocket scientist. 663 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,687 Bea, she's extraordinary. 664 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,515 - Okay? - But enjoy it while you can. 665 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:07,300 You know, pickings are slim in the boonies. 666 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,128 Rural education not as romantic 667 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,433 as you thought it'd be, huh? 668 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,870 No, I thought it was going to be fucking 669 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,567 <i>- Friday Night Lights,</i> okay? 670 00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:15,003 - That's on you, man. - Just cool stories 671 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,526 and, like, sexy guitar riffs. 672 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:19,268 Meanwhile, the professor disapprove...