Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:00,961 If you are not familiar with who Canelo is, 729 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:02,963 give me a few seconds to explain. 730 00:41:03,046 --> 00:41:08,594 Canelo is arguably one of the best fighters in the world. 731 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:11,930 Okay? 732 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,100 You cannot miss him. 733 00:41:15,184 --> 00:41:17,561 He is, in fact, Mexican, 734 00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:21,106 but he does not look traditional. 735 00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:28,113 Canelo is, in fact, the whitest Mexican on Earth. 736 00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:31,992 He's super white. He's so white, he's redhead. 737 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:36,121 Canelo is a redheaded white Mexican fighter. 738 00:41:36,205 --> 00:41:40,334 He is so white, even Donald Trump was like, "You can come." 739 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,837 Super white. 740 00:41:43,921 --> 00:41:45,881 But then he opens his mouth and you realize, 741 00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:48,717 "Oh, Canelo, he's not local." 742 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,346 So here's how I got in trouble. 743 00:41:53,055 --> 00:41:56,099 A comedy friend of mine by the name of Ron White 744 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:58,018 reached out to me. 745 00:41:58,101 --> 00:42:00,437 And Ron White invited me to be part 746 00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:04,525 of his tribute to the troops comedy show for the Nashville Network. 747 00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:08,445 And I told Ron, "I'd love to do the show. Anything for the troops. Let's do this." 748 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:12,783 So the show taped in Vegas, and it's a couple of comics plus myself, 749 00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,743 and Ron White's the host. 750 00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:18,622 He brings me up onstage, and I figure I'm only doing ten minutes, okay? 751 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,083 I might as well just do references to Las Vegas 752 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,376 since everybody knows Vegas, 753 00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:24,086 so I started talking about boxing. 754 00:42:24,169 --> 00:42:26,004 And then I brought up Canelo. 755 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,673 And here's where I got in trouble. 756 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:33,011 I said, "Canelo is my favorite fighter of all time." 757 00:42:33,595 --> 00:42:35,138 "I just wish…" 758 00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:38,225 And it was all downhill after that. 759 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:45,357 I said, "I just wish he would not do interviews in English, 760 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,527 because English is not his strong language, 761 00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:50,195 and if you're a professional fight--" 762 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:51,363 Hear me out. 763 00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:54,908 If you're a professional fighter, you need to sound confident, 764 00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:58,495 engaged, threatening, aggressive, on point, in your face. 765 00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:01,915 And in Spanish, he does. 766 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:04,960 In English, not so much. 767 00:43:06,795 --> 00:43:08,130 In Spanish, he's a killer. 768 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:10,674 In Spanish, the reporter, the announcer comes out… 769 00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:12,885 [in Spanish] "We're here with Canelo Álvarez, 770 00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:15,137 who'll be fighting Floyd 'Money' Mayweather 771 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:20,893 this coming weekend on pay-per-view at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada." 772 00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:23,270 I know some of you heard that right now and you're like, 773 00:43:23,353 --> 00:43:25,647 "Oh, my God, I think I understand Spanish." 774 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,442 'Cause you do. 775 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:31,612 So then the reporter will look at Canelo and ask him about the fight. 776 00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:33,697 [in Spanish] "Canelo, what will be your fighting approach?" 777 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,490 Canelo takes the microphone. 778 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:38,368 He's a man of few words, but he's on point. 779 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,078 He looks at the camera and he's like, 780 00:43:40,162 --> 00:43:42,748 [in Spanish] "Look, I'm gonna punch him like this and like this." 781 00:43:42,831 --> 00:43:44,833 "I'll knock him to the ground and, boom!" 782 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:49,963 "So don't miss the fight this weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, 783 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:52,090 Canelo Álvarez vs. Floyd 'Money' Mayweather." 784 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:53,884 "Don't miss out!" 785 00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:58,013 Same exact interview. 786 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:00,849 English. 787 00:44:07,022 --> 00:44:09,399 "I'm standing here alongside Mexican superstar 788 00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:10,651 Saúl Canelo Álvarez, 789 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:13,403 who's going to be facing Floyd 'Money' Mayweather this weekend 790 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:15,072 on pay-per-view." 791 00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:18,742 "Ca