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Big Nothing

2006
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A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.

Big Nothing is a Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller film released in 2006.

23 subtitle releases available in English. 16 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.

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More About Big Nothing

They wrote the book on how not to be criminals.

Directed by Jean-Baptiste Andrea.

Starring:
David SchwimmerSimon PeggAlice EveNatascha McElhoneJon Polito

Spoken languages: English. Produced in: United Kingdom, Canada.

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Movie Dialogue Sample

I was in the bathroom cleaning the wound. 314 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,000 I checked his pulse. I mean, well... 315 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:43,100 - Maybe I missed it. 17 percent... - You missed it? 316 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,800 What? Can't we get him out of the tank? 317 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,400 - How long's he been down there? - 10 minutes, tops. 318 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,700 What? 319 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,800 I thought I said, no matter what, stick to the fucking plan. 320 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,300 There wasn't anything in the fucking plan 321 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,000 about the blind guy's birthday and the reverend in a pool of blood! 322 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,100 All right, let's calm down. 323 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,100 - Don't you need a doctor? - Yeah! 324 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,400 There's a slightly more pressing matter! 325 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,700 - What are you doing? - He's crying. 326 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,700 Jesus, Gus. He's crying for what we've done, for our sin. 327 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,700 - Jesus. Hail Mary, full of grace... - Bathtub. 328 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,600 Goddammit! Is that part of your plan? 329 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,200 After you kill someone you take a nice hot bath? 330 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:07,400 I didn't kill anybody, first of all. Second, I don't pray to leaky ceilings! 331 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:11,200 Well you know what, I'm having a tough time here. 332 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:16,000 I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap! 333 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,600 - Maybe I should turn myself in... - No! 334 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,800 Nobody is turning anybody in 335 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,700 Now did you know the priest was alive when you killed him? 336 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,400 - No. - There you go then. 337 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,700 How could we have thought a reverend would have 200,000 dollars in cash? 338 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 The average savings of an American couple between 35 and 50 339 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,600 is 15,256 dollars. 340 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,000 Charlie, Charlie... 341 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,800 Shut up! 342 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,200 Wait! 343 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,100 No! Rule number four - never return to the crime scene. 344 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,400 It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone. 345 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,100 Rule number five - if your partner is an idiot, forget rule number four. 346 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,400 It's gone. 347 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,000 Got it. 348 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,500 Ow! What the fuck? 349 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,700 Ow! 350 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,500 Shouldn't we be going? 351 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,400 Aren't you just a little curious? 352 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,200 'Have a look right there. This beauty, huh? 353 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,600 'How are you? ' 354 00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:00,000 'Look. This is for you, all right? ' 355 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,600 - She's an actress, right? - 'Shut up, all right? 356 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,700 'You like this, baby? You like this? Right here? 357 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,200 'You like to feel that? Feel that. Yeah. 358 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,600 'Yeah. You know what this? I am gonna carve your face up... 359 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,900 'Argh! ' 360 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,900 'Shut up! ' 361 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,200 If I didn't know better, you know what I'd say this looks like? 362 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,800 A snuff film? 363 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,900 Holy moly! 364 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:38,900 - Who says Holy moly? - Is it important right now? 365 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,400 This is why he was so keen to cop a deal. He's part of a snuff film ring. 366 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,900 - We've gotta call the police. - What are we gonna tell them? 367 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,700 - Look, if they find the body... - They're not gonna find the body. 368 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,400 The septic tank was genius. Look at it this way - 369 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,800 we may have saved lives tonight. 370 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:00,400 - You think he's the Oregon Undertaker? - Who knows. 371 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,800 He sure as hell got what he deserved. 372 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,300 Charlie... Wait! 373 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,700 You mind if I come in? 374 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,600 What? 375 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:20,100 We found the reverend's body. 376 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,600 - It was an accident... - This was no accident. 377 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,200 Someone shot him three times in the head 378 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,200 and left him in his car by the side of

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