A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.
Big Nothing is a Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller film released in 2006.
23 subtitle releases available in English. 16 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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I was in the bathroom
cleaning the wound.
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I checked his pulse. I mean, well...
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- Maybe I missed it. 17 percent...
- You missed it?
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What? Can't we get him
out of the tank?
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- How long's he been down there?
- 10 minutes, tops.
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What?
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I thought I said, no matter what,
stick to the fucking plan.
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There wasn't anything
in the fucking plan
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about the blind guy's birthday
and the reverend in a pool of blood!
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All right, let's calm down.
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- Don't you need a doctor?
- Yeah!
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There's a slightly more
pressing matter!
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- What are you doing?
- He's crying.
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Jesus, Gus. He's crying
for what we've done, for our sin.
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- Jesus. Hail Mary, full of grace...
- Bathtub.
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Goddammit! Is that part of your plan?
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After you kill someone
you take a nice hot bath?
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I didn't kill anybody, first of all.
Second, I don't pray to leaky ceilings!
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Well you know what,
I'm having a tough time here.
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I just drowned a man of the cloth
in crap!
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- Maybe I should turn myself in...
- No!
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Nobody is turning anybody in
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Now did you know the priest was alive
when you killed him?
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- No.
- There you go then.
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How could we have thought a reverend
would have 200,000 dollars in cash?
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The average savings of an
American couple between 35 and 50
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is 15,256 dollars.
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Charlie, Charlie...
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Shut up!
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Wait!
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No! Rule number four -
never return to the crime scene.
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It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone.
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Rule number five - if your partner
is an idiot, forget rule number four.
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It's gone.
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Got it.
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Ow! What the fuck?
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Ow!
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Shouldn't we be going?
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Aren't you just a little curious?
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'Have a look right there.
This beauty, huh?
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'How are you? '
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'Look. This is for you, all right? '
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- She's an actress, right?
- 'Shut up, all right?
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'You like this, baby?
You like this? Right here?
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'You like to feel that? Feel that. Yeah.
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'Yeah. You know what this?
I am gonna carve your face up...
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'Argh! '
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'Shut up! '
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If I didn't know better, you know
what I'd say this looks like?
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A snuff film?
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Holy moly!
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- Who says Holy moly?
- Is it important right now?
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This is why he was so keen to cop
a deal. He's part of a snuff film ring.
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- We've gotta call the police.
- What are we gonna tell them?
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- Look, if they find the body...
- They're not gonna find the body.
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00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,400
The septic tank was genius.
Look at it this way -
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we may have saved lives tonight.
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- You think he's the Oregon Undertaker?
- Who knows.
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He sure as hell got what he deserved.
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Charlie... Wait!
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You mind if I come in?
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What?
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We found the reverend's body.
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- It was an accident...
- This was no accident.
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Someone shot him three times
in the head
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and left him in his car
by the side of
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