Quigley Down Under

if we die first? 231 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:52,336 Once in a while she actually makes a little sense. 232 00:35:54,213 --> 00:35:57,341 - What did you say, Roy? - Never mind. 233 00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:12,328 Good morning, Major. 234 00:39:12,453 --> 00:39:14,288 Marston. 235 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,835 What can I get for you? Some refreshment? 236 00:39:19,919 --> 00:39:22,004 That's very kind, sir. 237 00:39:22,088 --> 00:39:27,301 I'd be obliged if you would identify for me two dead bodies. 238 00:39:33,682 --> 00:39:35,726 Two men absconded. 239 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:40,815 But I imagine this is a couple of newcomers who wandered off recently. 240 00:39:41,899 --> 00:39:44,777 - A man and a woman? - Nah. 241 00:39:47,947 --> 00:39:52,743 Two men. One has been stabbed and one shot through the head. 242 00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:55,329 Coogan and Miller. 243 00:39:58,415 --> 00:40:02,753 It would appear that the man and the woman are still missing. 244 00:40:05,381 --> 00:40:07,967 Yes, it would, wouldn't it? 245 00:40:08,968 --> 00:40:11,053 Don't worry, Major. 246 00:40:12,221 --> 00:40:15,349 I have no doubt I'll find them. 247 00:42:09,713 --> 00:42:12,174 Hey, lady. 248 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:16,512 Are you OK? 249 00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:18,722 Think so. 250 00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:28,232 What are they gonna do to us? 251 00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:33,404 I reckon they already done it. They gave us water. 252 00:42:36,824 --> 00:42:39,160 But that don't make sense. 253 00:42:39,243 --> 00:42:44,331 They let me keep it when every white man with a rifle's trying to kill 'em. 254 00:42:44,415 --> 00:42:47,543 - Except for you. - They don't know that. 255 00:42:47,626 --> 00:42:52,965 Don't they? Something tells me you and I were on the shady side of dead. 256 00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:57,011 This is a special place. Bet they used magic on us. 257 00:42:57,094 --> 00:43:01,515 That old man over there, looks like he's.. some kind of chief, 258 00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:04,477 or medicine man, or something. 259 00:43:04,602 --> 00:43:06,979 What's this? There. 260 00:43:10,983 --> 00:43:15,696 Likely something that came out of the south end of a northbound kangaroo. 261 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:18,616 You mean kangaroo shit? 262 00:43:39,011 --> 00:43:40,888 Very kind. 263 00:43:40,971 --> 00:43:44,558 - Do you think they're safe to eat? - You got a better idea? 264 00:43:59,198 --> 00:44:01,325 Much obliged. 265 00:44:04,662 --> 00:44:06,747 Go on. 266 00:44:07,957 --> 00:44:11,085 I don't eat things that are still moving. 267 00:44:13,212 --> 00:44:15,798 Gonna shoot it first? 268 00:44:27,143 --> 00:44:28,602 Mm-hm. 269 00:44:36,402 --> 00:44:37,111 Hm. 270 00:44:41,490 --> 00:44:44,201 Yo? Yo? 271 00:44:44,326 --> 00:44:46,370 Yo? Yo! 272 00:44:46,704 --> 00:44:48,581 Yo. 273 00:44:57,590 --> 00:45:02,136 After you cut this strip out of this big piece of kangaroo.. 274 00:45:03,345 --> 00:45:05,848 There we go. Take.. 275 00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,697 Here. 276 00:45:33,959 --> 00:45:36,087 Swing your arm. Roll your wrist. 277 00:45:36,212 --> 00:45:39,924 You gotta keep that loop open. See how that loop stays open? 278 00:45:40,424 --> 00:45:44,595 You look at what you're throwing at. Swing the rope and throw right at it. 279 00:45:47,515 --> 00:45:49,141 Then you just pull 'em in. 280 00:46:43,988 --> 00:46:47,324 You just wait till you try this. 281 00:46:47,491 --> 00:46:50,369 But you gotta guess what it is. 282 00:46:52,163 --> 00:46:55,624 That little girl is so darling. 283 00:46:58,794 --> 00:47:00,838 She sure is. 284 00:47:02,673 --> 00:47:06,093 Not as darling as Roy Junior. 285 00:47:06,177 --> 00:47:09,305 God Almighty, lady, not another Roy. 286 00:47:13,267 --> 00:47:17,772 I don't know about you, but my stomach thinks my throat's been cut. 287 00:47:19,899 --> 00:47:23,527 Roy was hunting sage hens when the Comanches came. 288 00:47:25,446 --> 00:47:30,409 I grabbed the baby and a pistol and I hid in the root cellar out back. 289 00:47:30,493 --> 00:47:35,664 The Indians tore up our sod house. I was real quiet but then the baby started crying. 290 00:47:35,748 --> 00:47:39,960 I tried to shush him and suckle him but he just wouldn't stop. 291 00:47:40,044 --> 00:47:44,924 One Comanche, I remember - he acted real drunk and wore my green apron. 292 00:47:45,007 --> 00:47:49,428 He must have heard something. He started hollering and coming closer. 293 00:47:49,512 --> 00:47:55,559 So I put my hand over my baby's mouth. "Don't cry. Daddy'll be home soon." 294 00:47:57,103 --> 00:48:00,314 The Indians found us but they just laughed. 295 00:48:00,397 --> 00:48:05,611 They was drunk, didn't wanna hurt anybody, and rode away. 296 00:48:07,446 --> 00:48:10,324 Sundown, Roy came home