Dead Ringers

00:34:28,392 --> 00:34:30,348 It's... It's difficult. 438 00:34:30,432 --> 00:34:31,989 It's very difficult. 439 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:35,666 That's it, you see. I want to know why it's difficult for you. 440 00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:39,027 - My button... - It's important to me to know why. 441 00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:49,781 I suppose I... 442 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:52,303 ..I could arrange for you and... 443 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,140 ..Elliot... 444 00:34:55,549 --> 00:34:57,504 ..to have a drink together. 445 00:34:57,589 --> 00:34:59,544 Uh-uh. Nix. 446 00:34:59,628 --> 00:35:01,425 No good. 447 00:35:01,508 --> 00:35:03,260 Why? 448 00:35:07,027 --> 00:35:09,620 I want to see you two together. 449 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:19,464 I know he's going to have to in the end. 450 00:35:22,306 --> 00:35:24,261 - Ah, there you are. - Here I am. 451 00:35:24,345 --> 00:35:26,984 I've been really looking forward to this. 452 00:35:27,065 --> 00:35:28,861 Well... er... 453 00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:30,696 Claire Niveau, ... 454 00:35:30,784 --> 00:35:32,740 ..this is my brother Elliot. 455 00:35:32,824 --> 00:35:37,135 Hi, Claire... I hope Bev's told you what a big fan I am of your movies. 456 00:35:37,223 --> 00:35:41,181 No, he hasn't. As a matter of fact, he hasn't mentioned you at all. 457 00:35:41,263 --> 00:35:43,618 Really? That's not very flattering. 458 00:35:44,983 --> 00:35:46,381 Well... 459 00:35:46,461 --> 00:35:48,214 Are you going to sit down? 460 00:35:48,301 --> 00:35:50,259 Yes, I am. 461 00:35:56,861 --> 00:36:00,978 I feel such a fool, actually. I must be the only woman in town... 462 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:04,370 ..who doesn't know about the fabulous Mantle twins. 463 00:36:05,419 --> 00:36:07,171 What are you drinking? 464 00:36:07,259 --> 00:36:12,652 Nothing. I want to be very sober right at this moment. I want to be very clear. 465 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:23,211 There really isn't any telling you apart, is there? 466 00:36:23,298 --> 00:36:25,857 Absolutely identical in every respect. 467 00:36:26,016 --> 00:36:28,814 I'm actually a couple of millimetres taller. 468 00:36:31,377 --> 00:36:34,847 I bet somebody who knew you both - how shall I put it?... 469 00:36:34,936 --> 00:36:38,086 ..knew you both really well... 470 00:36:38,175 --> 00:36:40,131 ..could tell the difference. 471 00:36:40,215 --> 00:36:43,651 Without measuring your height, I mean. 472 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:45,487 What do you mean? 473 00:36:45,574 --> 00:36:49,772 Beverly's the sweet one, and you're the shit. Am I right? 474 00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:54,369 This is some feisty lady you've found, Beverly! 475 00:36:54,454 --> 00:36:59,480 Elliot, let's ease up on the bullshit for a moment. You can be honest with me. 476 00:36:59,572 --> 00:37:02,132 After all, I am laying both of you, aren't I? 477 00:37:02,212 --> 00:37:03,690 Er, now, hang on a... 478 00:37:03,772 --> 00:37:06,160 It's a sweet little act you have. 479 00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:09,402 You soften them up with all that smarmy concern... 480 00:37:09,491 --> 00:37:12,961 ..and along comes Dracula here and polishes them off. 481 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,519 I was the one who fucked you first, ... 482 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:22,318 ..but I gave you to my baby brother because you weren't very good. 483 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:24,558 Oh, God, no! Um... Claire, ... 484 00:37:24,650 --> 00:37:26,400 ..let me explain... 485 00:37:26,489 --> 00:37:28,718 You absolute shit! 486 00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:32,687 Explain what?! Explain... what? Listen... 487 00:37:32,768 --> 00:37:38,365 I've been around a bit. I've seen some creepy things in the movie business. 488 00:37:38,447 --> 00:37:41,723 This is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me. 489 00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:44,605 - I doubt that. - What is it with you, chum? 490 00:37:44,687 --> 00:37:48,235 You can't get it up unless little brother's watching? 491 00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:50,282 I told you this was a bad idea. 492 00:37:52,245 --> 00:37:55,521 - Really stupid. I'm leaving. - Don't bother. 493 00:38:04,805 --> 00:38:07,159 That solves that little problem. 494 00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:10,321 Jesus, Bev! 495 00:38:10,404 --> 00:38:11,962 Hey! 496 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:16,438 - What's going on? - I don't know, I'm... I'm... er... 497 00:38:16,522 --> 00:38:18,080 ..a bit upset. 498 00:38:19,962 --> 00:38:23,159 Listen, I'll go and catch up with her. 499 00:38:23,242 --> 00:38:25,802 - I'll tell her it was all my fault. - No! 500 00:38:28,442 --> 00:38:30,193 Leave her alone. 501 00:38:33,201 --> 00:38:35,509 I'll sort it out. 502 00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:39,396 I give you the winner of the 1988 Feldman Award: 503 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,038 Dr Elliot Mantle! 504 00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:01,54