The Out-Laws

547 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,083 There's something about it that just screams Owen T. Browning. 548 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:05,666 - Don't you agree? - Yeah! It's got your name all over it! 549 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,958 I love it! Oh, yeah! 550 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:13,125 I love it, thank you. Um, I can't wait to drive it. 551 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,833 - Want to take it for a spin now? - No. 552 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:23,541 I'm like 85% certain it's them. I have to tell Parker. 553 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:27,166 If you falsely accuse your fiancée's parents of robbing a bank, 554 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,625 that is relationship suicide! 555 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:31,375 So what am I supposed to do, hmm? Pretend like it didn't happen? 556 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:32,500 Hell, yes! 557 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,000 Let me tell you something, I spent 80% of my life acting like shit didn't happen. 558 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:39,208 Three weeks ago, I spilled some Lucky Charms in my bed, 559 00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:41,083 I still ain't said shit about it. 560 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625 And, besides, didn't you tell me you gave them the code to the vault? 561 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,458 Well, yeah, but I was wasted and I was trying to impress them. 562 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:51,250 Yeah, that means if they robbed the bank, 563 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,125 you did too. 564 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,166 No, I didn't. 565 00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,791 - You gave them the fuckin' code! - Are you saying I'm an accessory? 566 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:04,041 No, you ain't no accessory, you are the fucking mastermind! 567 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,791 This is gangster! Okay, look, can I be honest with you? 568 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:09,166 I steal, too, from the bank. That's right. 569 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,166 I haven't bought toilet paper in seven years. 570 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,458 - That was you? - Mmm-hmm! 571 00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:17,625 From the men's and the ladies' bathroom. Come on, that's execution. 572 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:20,500 I don't care about the toilet paper. 573 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:23,041 - Hey! Okay, goodbye, thank you. - Hey! Who was that? 574 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,625 The baker. They just called. 575 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:32,458 They said there was a big commotion over there and they can't make the cake. 576 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,208 Wait, what? You're serious? 577 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,666 - I know! - What happened? 578 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,416 - The baker died. - Oh, my God! 579 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,833 - How? - Kicked in the chest by a horse. 580 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:42,125 - Jesus! - Yeah. 581 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,125 Heart exploded on impact. 582 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:45,583 - Oh, my God. - I know. 583 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:48,500 Hey, don't be sad! Hey, don't be sad! 584 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:51,666 It's okay, 'cause the… the baker was racist. 585 00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:55,583 - Yeah, like, a bad racist. - Are there good racists? 586 00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:58,541 Well, my grandmother, so… Anyway, what's up? 587 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:02,333 Uh, my parents made samosas, so I was just coming to tell you. 588 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:06,500 How light and fun! Samosas! I love that. 589 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:09,583 - Okay, I'll see you down there. - Just take your time. 590 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,208 - All right? - It'll be okay. 591 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:14,333 - It's all right, we'll get a new cake. - All right. Yeah. 592 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,750 Definitely not a racist this time. All right, love you. 593 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Hi. 594 00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:26,833 I'm going to need to cancel a cake order. 595 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:30,041 Yeah, my fiancée was kicked in the head by a horse. 596 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:33,541 Huh. 597 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,041 Why are you so nervous, Owen? 598 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,166 So, I know this might sound crazy, 599 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,458 but I think Parker's parents 600 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,208 might be criminals. 601 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:53,541 - Yeah! - Well, of course they're criminals. 602 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,945 Why do you think they're skipping their daughter's wedding? 603 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,541 They're coming to the fucking wedding! Okay? 604 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,541 They're literally coming! We're... 605 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,250 Okay. 606 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,791 I think that they are the people that robbed my bank. 607 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:10,125 - No! How do you know? - I don't. 608 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:13,458 But I'm not gonna turn Parker's life upside down unless I do know for a fact, 609 00:32