The Brady Bunch Movie

But, jan, you don't have any friends. 535 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,018 You're just jealous, jan. 536 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,990 Jan! What are you doing? 537 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,367 Go back to sleep, Cindy. 538 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:04,993 Jan, don't! 539 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,787 Marcia's hair is so beautiful. 540 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:11,041 Exactly. That's why I'm going to get a lot of money when I sell it. 541 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,177 Jan, what are you doing? 542 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,346 Oh, marcia. 543 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,348 I love your hair. 544 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,725 Ooh! What a groovy hairdo. 545 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,727 Oh, you're so beautiful! 546 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,021 No! She's supposed to look bad. 547 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,609 No! No! 548 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,615 What a horrible dream. 549 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,002 Greg, have you gone bananas? 550 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,963 No. I just found a way to save our house. 551 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,674 I'm going to become a rock star. 552 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,093 That's great, Greg, 553 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,096 but I need some advice about something really important. 554 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,558 See, Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. 555 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,853 Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him, too. 556 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,271 What am I going to do? 557 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,899 Well, you just tell the guy you don't want to go with 558 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,443 that something suddenly came up. 559 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,361 And that works? 560 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,822 Sure. Girls say it to me all the time. 561 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,788 - Hey, marcia. - Oh, hi, Charlie. 562 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,207 I can't wait until the dance Friday night. 563 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,668 Oh, um... 564 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,087 About the dance, Charlie... 565 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,591 Well, something suddenly came up. 566 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,389 Oh, well, you know, that's okay. Uh, maybe some other time? 567 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,766 Sure. 568 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,060 - Bye. - Bye. 569 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,271 Greg was right. 570 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,941 Well, that takes care of that problem. 571 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,778 Let's see what's next. 572 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,199 Hmm. 573 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,165 J” clowns never laughed before j” 574 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,501 j” beanstalks ne ver grew j” 575 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:23,090 "Attention! Missing school office supplies. Reward offered." 576 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:26,593 Office supplies? I don't know what you're talking about. 577 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,470 Yeah. I heard it before. 578 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,365 You know, I've got reward money riding on this. 579 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,723 Now, spread 'em. 580 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:39,773 Oh, come on, Mrs. Whitfield! You're going to have to do better than that! 581 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,578 Boy, you sure have some strong thigh muscles, Mrs. Whitfield. 582 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,164 But I've been here for hours! 583 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,208 Please! You won't regret it! I guarantee it! 584 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,668 Please. 585 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,004 Weren't you ever a kid with a dream of making something of yourself? 586 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,054 "Clowns"? 587 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,807 "Beanstalks"? 588 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,518 - What the hell is this? - This is a guaranteed gold record! 589 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,480 J” clowns never laughed before j” 590 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,149 j” and beanstalks... j” 591 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,445 look, what did you say your name was, again? 592 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,822 Bravo... Johnny bravo. 593 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,657 Listen, bravo, 594 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,034 today's sound is raw, with an edge. 595 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,704 Seattle, grunge, garage bands. 596 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,248 Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle? 597 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,878 Well, hey there, groovy chick. 598 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,922 Hmm... mm-mmm. 599 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:49,050 Yeah. It went fabulous. Put the head back on, Fletcher. 600 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,195 - Now, lr'ste... - Listen, uh, I am closing in 601 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,305 on the, uh... on the Bradys, though. They'll be... 602 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,598 Make sure... 603 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,434 Can I call you back, Mr. Feldman? My car phone's ringing. 604 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,104 Hello. 605 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,356 Hello. I'm calling from a marketing firm. 606 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,692 We 'd just like a few minutes of your time. 607 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,360 Ow! 608 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,406 Do you ever use pens and pencrls? I