Who Framed Roger Rabbit

- YEAH. MUST BE TOUGH. - LOOK, VALIANT, THE RABBIT DIDN’T KILL ACME. 493 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,895 HE’S NOT A MURDERER. I SHOULD KNOW. HE’S A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 494 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:01,632 I TELL YOU, VALIANT, THE WHOLE THING STINKS LIKE YESTERDAY’S DIAPERS. 495 00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:05,236 LOOK AT THIS. THE PAPER SAID ACME LEFT NO WILL. 496 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,639 THAT’S A LOAD OF SUCCOTASH. EVERY TOON KNOWS ACME HAD A WILL. 497 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:11,209 HE PROMISED TO LEAVE TOONTOWN TO US TOONS. 498 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,211 THAT WILL IS THE REASON HE GOT BUMPED OFF. 499 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,213 HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN THIS WILL ? 500 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,782 UH, NO. BUT HE GAVE US HIS SOLEMN OATH. 501 00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:23,321 IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THAT JOKER COULD DO ANYTHING SOLID, THE GAG’S ON YOU, PAL. 502 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:26,491 I JUST FIGURED, SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT MY PAL IN TROUBLE, 503 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,526 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP GET HIM OUT. 504 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,229 I CAN PAY YA. 505 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:34,365 SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR A PAIR OF ELEVATOR SHOES. 506 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,802 WAIT ! NO, VALIANT, NO ! OW, MY STOGIE ! OH ! 507 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,939 WAH ! 508 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:45,576 WAH ! 509 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:47,578 WAH ! 510 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,720 IT AIN’T MY FAULT THE RABBIT GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE. 511 00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,690 [ Gasping ] 512 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,660 ALL I DID WAS TAKE A COUPLE OF LOUSY PICTURES. 513 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:25,750 BABY WAS RIGHT. 514 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,895 THE HELL WITH IT. 515 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,983 [ Sighs ] 516 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,025 AAH ! AAH ! 517 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:11,562 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE ? THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT. 518 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:15,566 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BEST IF I WAITED INSIDE, SEEING’S HOW I’M WANTED FOR MURDER. 519 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:18,936 NO KIDDING. JUST TALKING TO YOU COULD GET ME A RAP FOR AIDING AND ABETTING. 520 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:21,939 WAIT A MINUTE. ANYBODY KNOW YOU’RE HERE ? 521 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:24,675 NOBODY. NOT A SOUL, EXCEPT, UH-- WHO ? 522 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,677 WELL, YOU SEE, 523 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,680 I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE YOUR OFFICE WAS. 524 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,682 SO I ASKED A NEWSBOY. HE DIDN’T KNOW. 525 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,552 SO I ASKED THE FIREMAN, THE GREENGROCER, THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER. 526 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:37,688 THEY DIDN’T KNOW. BUT THE LIQUOR STORE GUY, HE KNEW. 527 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,890 IN OTHER WORDS, THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN KNOWS YOU’RE HERE ! HEY ! HEY ! 528 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,059 COME ON ! COME ON ! ALL RIGHT. EDDIE, TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA ? 529 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:45,029 PLEASE, EDDIE, DON’T THROW ME OUT. YOU’RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 530 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,431 I DIDN’T KILL ANYBODY. I SWEAR ! 531 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:51,535 THIS WHOLE THING’S A SETUP, A SCAM, A FRAME JOB. OW ! 532 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,738 EDDIE, I COULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY. OW ! 533 00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:57,041 MY WHOLE PURPOSE... IN... LIFE... IS... TO... 534 00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:00,645 MAKE... PEOPLE... [ Grunting ] 535 00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:03,781 LAUGH. [ Both Grunting ] 536 00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:05,916 OKAY, OKAY, SURE. I ADMIT IT. 537 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,787 I GOT A LITTLE STEAMED WHEN YOU SHOWED ME THOSE PICTURES OF JESSICA. 538 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:12,923 [ Eddie Growling ] SO I RUSHED OVER TO THE INK AND PAINT CLUB. 539 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,927 BUT SHE WASN’T IN HER DRESSING ROOM. SO I WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER. 540 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,664 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 541 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:23,834 YOU’RE TELLING ME, IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY, YOU WROTE YOUR WIFE A LOVE LETTER ? 542 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:28,606 THAT’S RIGHT. I KNOW THAT SHE WAS JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE. 543 00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:31,542 I SUPPOSE YOU USED THE OLD LIPSTICK-ON-THE-MIRROR ROUTINE, HUH ? 544 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,544 LIPSTICK, YES. MIRROR, NO. 545 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,682 I FOUND A NICE, CLEAN PIECE OF PAPER. "DEAR JESSICA, 546 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:41,886 "HOW DO I LOVE THEE ? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. 547 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,456 "ONE, ONE THOUSAND. TWO, ONE THOUSAND. THREE, ONE THOUSAND. 548 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:48,626 FOUR, ONE THOUSAND. FIVE--" WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST LEAVE THE LETTER THERE ? 549 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:52,863 OBVIOUSLY, A POEM OF THIS POWER AND SENSITIVITY MUST-- AAH-- 550 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,865 BE READ IN PERSON. 551 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,867 SO I WENT HOME TO WAIT FOR HER. 552 00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:00,738 BUT THE WEASELS WERE THERE WAITIN’ FOR ME. SO-- SO I RAN. ...