As Cool as I Am

by myself for 16 years.</i> 326 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,600 Kenny? 327 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,100 - Lucy. - I'm freezing. Move over. 328 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800 Sorry. I'm sorry. 329 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,100 Lucy! 330 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:11,700 - You know I love you, don't you? - That was sex, Kenny. Not love. 331 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,700 - Lucy, I'm serious. - I gotta go! 332 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:22,500 Hello? Lucy? 333 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,400 <i>Kenny?</i> 334 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,500 <b>PLANNED PARENTHOOD</b> 335 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,500 <i>Lucy! You have got company.</i> 336 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,799 There was a really bad famine in the 3rd century. 337 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,900 These butcher, lured 3 little boys into their shop, 338 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,500 murder them, soaked them in a barrel of brim. 339 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,300 - It must have been a huge barrel. - Why, chopped them up! 340 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,500 He's been selling them as ham. 341 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,400 Then Saint Nicholas, brought the little boys back to life. 342 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,899 Saint Nicholas like Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas? 343 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,899 Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about. 344 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:25,199 I didn't. So what, they were like little boy zombies or something? 345 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,401 Well, you really didn't believe in Santa Elves, did you? 346 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,500 - No... no, you gotta... - I guess not, yeah. 347 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,000 - Hi. - Hey. 348 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,500 Hey, I thought we should get a head start on our homework 349 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,800 so it's not hanging over our head all weekends. 350 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:44,700 - Yeah. There's cookies inside. - Yeah. 351 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,499 So, there's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant. 352 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:04,200 It's a emergency contraception plan B pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood. 353 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,100 You went there? 354 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,299 So even in the spirit of Easter, 355 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,900 you're saying bringing people back from the dead 356 00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,999 is not such a good thing. 357 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,199 Well, I mean if it's a full on miracle with no 358 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,599 side effects like brain's damage, or motor control, 359 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,199 then yeah... it's a good thing but 360 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,999 I think the grey area of moralistically 361 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,200 is in the quality of life after resuscitation. 362 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,999 Sure! I get to smell like pickles. 363 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,300 Right! See... that's no good, you know. 364 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,600 - I got that! - Homework. 365 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,899 - Hello! <i>- Chuck, this is Libby.</i> 366 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,000 <i>Oh... hey, how're you doing?</i> 367 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:48,500 It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning. 368 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,900 I already took it. 369 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,499 I'll tell what. I've got a better idea. 370 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,500 Why don't you guys come over here for brunch. 371 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,900 Yeah, Lucy always made some mountain of food. 372 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,699 They're like brother and sister already, so... 373 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,199 - you know, we're already like family. <i>- Okay!</i> 374 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,999 - 11 o'clock on Sunday? <i>- Alright.</i> 375 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,400 Fantastic! Alright, I'll see you then. 376 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:12,900 We're gonna have Easter brunch on Sunday together. How great is that? 377 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,299 Did you know that I used to babysit your mom? 378 00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:22,599 Of course she does. 379 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,999 Remember I told you about the babysitter 380 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,800 - who puked in our Jack janitor? - Ooh, I forgot all that! 381 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,699 - And what you did... didn't you... - What? 382 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,199 Give Lainee's cousin the teething to wear 383 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,800 that you found in her mother underwear's drawer? 384 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,899 I was 14. I had no idea why the women were 385 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,700 so upset and the men couldn't stopped laughing. 386 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,399 It was a vibrator. 387 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,700 Yeah, I got there on my own. Thank you. 388 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,999 So then Lucy, winds up having to kiss this