Hotel Transylvania

522 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,220 Our friend was just leaving. 523 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,288 Yeah, he was flying me out the window. 524 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,958 This guy, he's so funny. 525 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,627 Look, you have something on your face. 526 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:46,297 Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. 527 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:53,271 Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat? 528 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,572 Or were they bat-sized? 529 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,474 Who exactly is that? 530 00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:58,877 Hmm. Honeybat. 531 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,379 You see, it's your birthday. 532 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:06,451 And you know I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life. 533 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:09,554 So, well, I needed some help. 534 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,189 You needed help? 535 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:14,626 Well, look, I am very good, but I thought it would be 536 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:19,764 even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party. 537 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,299 You're my age? Sure. 538 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,734 Well, how old are you? 539 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,002 118. 540 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:25,704 One hundred and... (COUGHS) 541 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:28,740 Yeah, I'm 121. 542 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,542 Really? Mm-hmm. 543 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:34,746 You see? Everything is very, very normal. 544 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,282 I'm throwing a party, and he's helping. 545 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,884 Sir, there's an emergency. Not now. 546 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:43,621 Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here? 547 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,690 Wait, what's going on here? 548 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:49,561 There's an emergency in your precious hotel, and you're not running to fix it? 549 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:50,795 Why? Is it because of him? 550 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,965 Whoa, look at my face. 551 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:57,302 No, precious bones, it's not because of him. 552 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:59,838 Good. Then go check on the emergency, and I'll keep him company. 553 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:02,941 No! Anything but that! What? 554 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,710 I mean, because he needs time to plan. 555 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:08,546 And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning. 556 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,482 He is company-keeping, 557 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,984 and then the plan, it's... It doesn't get planned. 558 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,653 Mm-hmm. Good one. Shut up! 559 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:19,624 Okay. So, maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out. 560 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,327 Sounds good. Yes. You hear that? 561 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,195 It sounds good. 562 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:28,133 So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely. 563 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,535 Okay, you're not hanging out. 564 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:32,570 Because you are leaving. 565 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,806 But the opposite, you said. 566 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,278 SUIT OF ARMOR: But, sir, the emergency. 567 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,579 Follow me. 568 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,286 Boy, that kid smelt. 569 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,725 Where are we going? 570 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,360 Just getting rid of you 571 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:58,096 through a secret tunnel so she does not see us. 572 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:00,665 So, can I ask you a question? 573 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,034 Is that real, about the garlic thing? 574 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:06,137 Yes, I cannot have it. My throat swells. 575 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:07,872 Huh. Wooden stake to the heart? 576 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,440 Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill? 577 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:14,612 (GRUNTS) 578 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,085 Ah. Here we go. 579 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,758 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little lost. 580 00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:29,427 Yes, I know it's your honeymoon. I apologize. 581 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,430 Go back to doing what you were doing. 582 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:33,865 (CHATTERING) 583 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,835 (KISSING) 584 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,336 DRACULA: I'm not down here much. 585 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:42,207 It's meant to be an exit if humans ever invade. 586 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,610 So, I'm, like, the first human here, huh? That's really cool. 587 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,413 Oh, boy. 588 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,281 I think this is it. 589 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:55,353 What's happening? I'm terribly sorry. 590 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,622 My mistake. What is wrong with you people? 591 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,527 Oh, man...