Big Trouble in Little China

00:29:27,671 --> 00:29:30,101 I'll go anywhere or do anything to get my story. 00:29:30,322 --> 00:29:31,005 It's my big break. 267 00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:31,926 Just sit tight. 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:35,634 We've got one of our best men inside right now, stirring the pot. 268 00:29:50,778 --> 00:29:52,361 How do you do, ma'am? 00:29:52,505 --> 00:29:56,116 Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game. 269 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,033 Cash or charge? 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,022 Oh gosh! Cash, I guess. 270 00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:01,826 I mean, it's not deductible, is it? 271 00:30:04,124 --> 00:30:07,078 Mrs O'Toole will take care of your needs. 272 00:30:07,169 --> 00:30:09,292 Boy, you know, I wish these were in colour. 273 00:30:09,379 --> 00:30:13,127 Because what I really am, sort of, in the mood for is a girl with green eyes. 274 00:30:13,215 --> 00:30:15,838 And price is no object, Mrs O'Toole. 275 00:30:15,927 --> 00:30:18,056 Fresh off the boat's the way I like 'em. 00:30:18,611 --> 00:30:19,971 The more exotic the better. 276 00:30:20,056 --> 00:30:22,845 Chinese girls do not come with green eyes. 277 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:42,391 Too long. Let's go in. 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,116 It's only been ten minutes. 278 00:30:44,207 --> 00:30:46,282 Give the guy a chance. 279 00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:50,617 So how long you been in the US of A? 00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:51,540 Three months. 280 00:30:51,631 --> 00:30:54,547 - Where from? - Hong Kong. 281 00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:59,710 What happens? You stay here a while? Old girls leave, new girls come in? Or... 282 00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:01,314 Maybe. 00:31:01,548 --> 00:31:03,506 Take your tie off, please. 283 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,804 Yeah, I know what you mean. My wife gave it to me for Christmas. 284 00:31:10,941 --> 00:31:12,399 Holy shit! 285 00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:45,102 Green explosions? 00:32:45,109 --> 00:32:48,497 People flyin' in and out? That was not real. 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:49,874 I wanna talk to the cops. 286 00:32:49,957 --> 00:32:52,910 I want my truck back. Now where the hell am I? 287 00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:54,188 My office. Sit down. 00:32:54,221 --> 00:32:56,288 What? You sleep in your office? 288 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:57,556 What I need to get straight is... 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:01,256 I mean what are these guys. I mean these... these Storms, what are they? Magicians? 289 00:33:01,344 --> 00:33:04,433 - Yeah, sort of. It's hard to explain. - Try real hard. 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:05,002 Here, drink. 290 00:33:05,264 --> 00:33:08,181 If the Storms have Miao Yin, there's only one place they could take her. 291 00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:09,346 - Lo Pan. - Yes. 00:33:09,717 --> 00:33:12,346 The godfather of Little China, Mr David Lo Pan. 292 00:33:12,437 --> 00:33:15,689 You mean the Lo Pan that's chairman of the National Orient Bank 293 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,982 and owns the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company, 294 00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:21,651 but who's so reclusive that no one has laid eyes on this guy in years? 295 00:33:21,739 --> 00:33:24,194 Who the hell are you, anyway? 296 00:33:24,283 --> 00:33:27,782 Well, I'm Margo Litzenberger. I'm with the Berkeley People Herald. 297 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:32,283 I've been trying to get somebody, anybody from the press to listen to me about this, Burton. 298 00:33:32,374 --> 00:33:35,741 And it's not just possible that you actually saw David Lo Pan. 00:33:36,174 --> 00:33:37,285 Because he bastard's afraid to show his face. 299 00:33:37,379 --> 00:33:38,267 He's got more enemies... 00:33:38,379 --> 00:33:40,298 He's got Miao Yin. I'm going over there and get her back! 300 00:33:40,383 --> 00:33:42,708 - What? Are you nuts? - Hey, who's that? 301 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:45,755 It's okay, Tara. You can go back to sleep. 302 00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:47,109 From the airport. 00:33:47,321 --> 00:33:48,171 This morning, sure. 303 00:33:48,265 --> 00:33:49,023 That's what I'm was doing there. 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:52,809 I was protecting her civil rights, making sure she gets a chance. 304 00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:56,809 This is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive. 305 00:33:56,899 --> 00:33:57,066 You are. 00:33:57,423 --> 00:33:59,141 And so now we have to grab your fiance and fast... 306 00:33:59,234 --> 00:34:02,401 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy, 307 00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:05,061 but I've experienced some unreasonable things. 308 00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:06,032 It depends on how you look at it. 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:08,941 The hell it does! So somebody, I don't care who, 309 00:34:09,036 --> 00:34:10,186 tell me what is goin' on! 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,409 The truth? 310 00:34:11,498 --> 00:34:12,140 I can take