Mortal Kombat

I know you had fuck all choices. 349 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:29,504 Tray tables up. Time to jump out of this shitbox. 350 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:30,762 Come on. Let's go. 351 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,474 First time? 352 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,226 Yeah, what gave it away? 353 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,400 You'll be okay. 354 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,559 You just gotta jump, count to three, 355 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,860 and pull this guy. 356 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,690 All right, simple. 357 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:46,926 But how do we know when to... 358 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,093 We don't got all day, Princess. 359 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,117 What? 360 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,282 You're fucking kidding me. 361 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,328 So, how close are we? 362 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,417 It's 27, 28 ks. 363 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,543 What? 364 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,797 Maybe 30, to be safe. Let's round up to 32, eh? 365 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,470 We say 35, there'll be no surprises. 366 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,090 Ah, shit... 367 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:18,679 Fuck this. I need a break. 368 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,222 You just took a break. 369 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,065 Too many beers, huh? 370 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,192 Give me that GPS. I'm taking point. 371 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,674 Uh-uh. Let's look at the scoreboard, shall we? 372 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:27,904 I got us the plane. 373 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,985 I know how to find your precious little 374 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,862 mountain retreat, or whatever it is. 375 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,901 I killed the lizard man, huh? 376 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,478 Any of you ripped anyone's heart out? 377 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,623 Hey! 378 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,449 I think I know what's going on here. 379 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:42,664 Are you jealous, girly? Of me little marking? 380 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,670 Hey! I'm talking to you. 381 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,295 If you want it so much, all you've gotta do is kill me 382 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,549 and take it. 383 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:52,504 Ah, come on, what do you say? 384 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,176 You wanna dance? 385 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,063 It's your blood. 386 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,311 Attagirl. 387 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:02,688 Hmm. 388 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,620 Go on, then. Take it. 389 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,117 You're so close. 390 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,160 Just take it. Take it! 391 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:28,884 Nah. 392 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,669 Yeah, that's why you don't have one of these. 393 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,179 'Cause you don't have the mongrel in yal! 394 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,226 You good? 395 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:09,880 At last. 396 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,512 Okay, that's far enough, mc hammer. 397 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,350 I'm not your enemy. 398 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:30,936 I'm liu kang from the Shaolin order of light. 399 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,479 You're one of the champions. 400 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,568 Yes. From earthrealm. 401 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,654 Finally, you have come to seek out Raiden's temple. 402 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,157 Fuck the temple. Wait... 403 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,447 You just shot a fireball outta your hand. 404 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:43,667 How'd you do that? 405 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,873 Hang on. Hang the fuck on. 406 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,960 Does that mean I'm going to get superpowers at any point? 407 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,169 It does, doesn't it? 408 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:54,838 There's much to learn. 409 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,964 The fuck? 410 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,090 But not here. 411 00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:58,842 Follow me. 412 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,760 Ugh. 413 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,354 Hey, David Copperfield, hang on, 414 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:13,567 just teach me how you do it. 415 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:30,829 There it is. 416 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,713 What you've been searching for. 417 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,169 It wasn't always like this. 418 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,421 For thousands of years, 419 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,182 this temple was a holy place of worship. 420 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,227 It is essential that we begin your training 421 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,599 for the next tournament. 422 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,272 This doesn't feel like a tournament. 423 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,315 So far, it feels like an ambush. 424 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:53,943 We don't have much time. 425 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,403 We will not see another full moon 426 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:57,981 before the tournament begins. 427 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,289 Come, come. Through here. 428 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,426 Now, what? 429 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,503 You gonna make a door appear out of nowhere? 430 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,426...