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00:30:17,532 --> 00:30:18,765 You don't want to talk? 515 00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:20,934 I don't want to talk to you. 516 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,982 The roadrunner's top speed 517 00:31:09,049 --> 00:31:13,454 is about 20 miles an hour. 518 00:31:13,521 --> 00:31:18,693 And the coyote is 43-plus. 519 00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:23,730 So this cartoon is bullshite. 520 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:31,004 Truth is always the first casualty. 521 00:31:31,071 --> 00:31:34,040 It's all bullshite. 522 00:31:35,842 --> 00:31:38,646 This is a book tour, you see? 523 00:31:38,713 --> 00:31:41,748 So why don't I read something? 524 00:31:41,815 --> 00:31:43,149 Eh? 525 00:31:43,216 --> 00:31:44,884 - Whoo! - Come on, dude. 526 00:31:46,019 --> 00:31:48,188 "Bullshite. Bullshite. Bullshite." 527 00:31:48,255 --> 00:31:51,359 "Bullshite. Bullshite. 528 00:31:51,425 --> 00:31:54,595 "Bullshite. Bullshite. 529 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:55,795 Bullshite." 530 00:31:55,862 --> 00:31:57,897 - Bullshite. - Bullshite! 531 00:31:57,964 --> 00:31:59,600 Bullshite. Bullshite. 532 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,903 Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! 533 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,839 Yeah. Bullshite. 534 00:32:05,905 --> 00:32:08,643 Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! 535 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:11,545 Bullshite! Bullshite! 536 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,901 Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! 537 00:32:34,968 --> 00:32:36,704 He's great. 538 00:32:36,771 --> 00:32:38,339 Yeah. 539 00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,106 Yeah! 540 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,817 Just a reminder to everybody 541 00:32:50,884 --> 00:32:54,622 that this man wrote a book. 542 00:32:54,689 --> 00:32:57,725 That it's for sale right now. 543 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,593 I got it live. 544 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:00,827 Yeah, come on. 545 00:33:00,894 --> 00:33:02,262 Another pour, will you? 546 00:33:03,331 --> 00:33:06,367 Yes, finally, someone that reads. 547 00:33:06,434 --> 00:33:08,469 Wow. 548 00:33:08,536 --> 00:33:10,338 So, got T-shirts? 549 00:33:10,404 --> 00:33:11,739 No. 550 00:33:11,806 --> 00:33:13,273 I have books. 551 00:33:14,542 --> 00:33:16,076 Uh... 552 00:33:16,142 --> 00:33:18,479 yeah, you should sell T-shirts. 553 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,081 I'll keep that in mind. 554 00:33:22,817 --> 00:33:24,150 Jeez. 555 00:33:30,957 --> 00:33:32,426 I thought that went rather well. 556 00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:34,160 You know, Harris, it would be helpful 557 00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:35,463 if at the next reading 558 00:33:35,529 --> 00:33:38,599 you would actually read from the book. 559 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,468 If you won't let me edit it, 560 00:33:40,534 --> 00:33:43,604 at least let me sell it, okay, Harris? 561 00:33:45,004 --> 00:33:46,072 Harris? 562 00:33:46,139 --> 00:33:49,008 Don't forget the books. 563 00:34:14,502 --> 00:34:16,002 What the fuck? 564 00:34:25,011 --> 00:34:27,448 Bloody hell. 565 00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:50,438 So... 566 00:34:50,504 --> 00:34:53,607 I'm going to read from the book. 567 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,811 "Bullshite. Bullshite. Bullshite. 568 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:59,112 Bullshite." 569 00:35:17,263 --> 00:35:19,767 Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! 570 00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:23,704 Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! Bullshite! 571 00:35:33,146 --> 00:35:35,616 <i>Bullshite. Bullshite.</i> 572 00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:37,183 <i>Bullshite.</i> 573 00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:42,188 <i>Bullshite. Bullshite. Bullshite.</i> 574 00:35:43,557 --> 00:35:44,991 <i>Bullshite.</i> 575 00:35:45,058 --> 00:35:47,093 <i>Bullshite. Bullshite.</i> 576 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,696 <i>Bullshite.</i> 577 00:35:48,762 --> 00:35:50,698 <i>Bullshite! Bullshite!</i> 578 00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:52,433 <i>Bullshite! Bullshite!</i> 579 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,868 I don't get it. 580 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,054 Hipsters are supposed to love old things, aren't they? 581 00:35:56,102 --> 00:35:58,472 Thrift stores and vinyl. 582 00:35:58,539 --> 00:35:59,874 Communism. 583 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,675 <i>Why isn't the book selling?</i> 584 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:04,210 We just haven't hit critical mass. 585 00:36:04,277 --> 00:36:06,188 I may be in critical condition before that happens. 586 00:36:06,212 --> 00:36:07,548 <i>Can I take your order?</i> 587 00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:08,782 <i>Hold on.</i> 588 00:36:08,849 --> 00:36:10,149 Oh... hi. 589 00:36:10,216 --> 00:36:12,353 - <i>I would like an...</i> - Okay. 590 00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:15,054 - Hi, can you hear me? - <i>May I take your order?</i> 591 00:36:15,121 --> 00:36:16,757 <i>Can you speak up?</i> 592 00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:18,091 Damn it. 593 00:36:18,157 --> 00:36:19,793 Wow. 594 00:36:20,861 --> 00:36:22,262 Hold on. 595 00:36:22,329 --> 00:36:24,565 Trust funds, am I right? 596 00:36:24,632 --> 00:36:26,165 Trust what? 597 00:36:26,232 --> 00:36:29,436 Trust... and have fun, and-and... 598 00:36:29,503 --> 00:36:31,338 <i>and everything will be all right.</i> 599 00:36:31,405 --> 00:36:34,0...