Censor

00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,242 Fraser: Doug, hi. Come in. 335 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,244 (paper rustles) 336 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,874 (indistinct chatter) 337 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,506 Sanderson: (muffled) I mean, my kids are reading this. 338 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,258 How the fuck do they know who passed it? 339 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,635 - You think she blabbed to the press? - Gordon: Oh, yeah. 340 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,346 Sanderson: It's not even like we're paid that much. 341 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,766 I could go to academia like that. (snaps fingers) 342 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,519 Seriously. And that, that scene is laughable! 343 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,271 Even Little-Miss-Perfect thought it was funny. 344 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,981 (Gordon laughs) 345 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,525 Enid. 346 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,408 Bad luck, isn't it? 347 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,411 I mean, it could have happened to any of us. 348 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,042 If I'm here to make decisions it can't be 'bad luck'. 349 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,546 Gordon: No. But, well, 350 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,298 you know what I mean. 351 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,300 We all make mistakes. 352 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,564 Young Enid: Nina, spin. 353 00:21:56,148 --> 00:22:00,319 One, two, three. 354 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,572 (Doug laughs) 355 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,157 That's a single malt now, Fraser. 356 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,326 - Don't be using that to drown your sorrows. - Er, yeah. 357 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,203 (laughs) 358 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,957 And who's this you've got squirreled away? 359 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,960 Er, this is Enid Baines. She's one of our censors. 360 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,419 So, this is Enid. 361 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,964 - Have we met? - No. 362 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,594 Doug Smart. Producer, Ident Investment Films. 363 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,435 Fraser, you didn't tell me you had such a photogenic team. 364 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,188 Now tell me this Enid, if you get bored 365 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,606 of banning my films, 366 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,192 I'm sure I could get you a job on the big screen. 367 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,612 I'm not sure how much I like the idea of being raped 368 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,364 and cut into pieces on camera. 369 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,074 (chuckles) 370 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,869 No, but I'm sure the public would love it. 371 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,745 Fraser: Okay, Doug, come on. 372 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,622 Maybe Enid could, er, 373 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,500 watch my latest Frederick North submission? 374 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,503 It's from the archives. It's harmless, I promise. 375 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,631 I, er... I'm sure you could slip me a 15. 376 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,634 Fraser: It's, er, already on her schedule. 377 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,261 And I'm sure she'll deal with it 378 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,762 with her usual professionalism. 379 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,098 Right, come on, Doug. Let me see you out. 380 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,517 Enchante, mademoiselle. 381 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,481 What a wee cracker she is. Absolutely gorgeous. 382 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,983 (typewriters clicking) 383 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,907 There were so many shits and fucks, 384 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,491 it was impossible to cut them all, 385 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,036 so we just had to give it a 15. 386 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,371 Anyway... 387 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,249 - Thank you, Alf. - Alf: All right. 388 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,168 What have we got now then? (sighs) 389 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,878 Don't Go In The Church. 390 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,172 There won't be many places left for us to go soon. 391 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,049 (laughs) 392 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,676 Frederick North film. 393 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,179 Haven't seen one of his in a while. 394 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,056 Used to be quite prolific. 395 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,390 Don't think I know his work. 396 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,643 Oh, he's a laugh a minute. 397 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,911 Oh, silent titles. 398 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,080 Unusual. 399 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,088 Girl 1: This way. 400 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,215 Girl 2: Please stop. 401 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,842 I don't like it. Can we go back? 402 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,345 Girl 1: No, it'll be fun. 403 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,686 Let's play a game. 404 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:42,731 (inaudible whispering) 405 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,991 Come on. 406 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,118 Summon my shadow. 407 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,078 Spin. 408 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:01,875 (clears throat) 409 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,460 Girl 1: Do it! 410 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,008 One... 411 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,886 Two... 41