Mandy

00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,700 Scratchcards? 92 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,580 Scratch... Oh, God. 93 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,980 Scratchcards? Scratchcards? 94 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,900 You could win the holiday of a lifetime. 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,660 I'm on the holiday of a lifetime now, actually. 96 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,220 Not in economy, you're not. 97 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,680 Yours, I believe. 98 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,820 Where are you off? 99 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,380 I just need to pop to the lavatory. 100 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,180 Well, it's £6.50 if you'd like to use the lav. 101 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,900 £6.50? Really? 102 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,500 No, I'm having a laugh. They're free. 103 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,140 They're just down there on the right. 104 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,420 I'd leave it ten minutes, though, 105 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,420 cos the woman in row F just came out 106 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,740 and now they're a fucking disgrace! 107 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,420 Scratchcards? 108 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,160 Scratchcard, anyone? 109 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,940 THUNDER RUMBLES 110 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,500 Scratchcard? 111 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,180 Scratchcards? 112 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,600 Oh, what's this? 113 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,780 "Say nothing. I have a gun and a bomb. 114 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,620 "Take me to the choc pit." 115 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,340 What's the choc pit? 116 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,100 Cock! Cock! 117 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,100 I couldn't find a "cock" anywhere. 118 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,740 They tend not to print it much in newspaper headlines. 119 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,140 Oh, my gosh! 120 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,840 Let's go. The cockpit, now. 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,840 Fuck! 122 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,980 The autopilot's still engaged, isn't it, Number Two? 123 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,480 Er, yeah, Captain, I think so. 124 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,900 Oh... 125 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,520 I'll get it. 126 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,600 Ah, good, our coffees! - Mm! 127 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,940 Stay where you are. I'm now in charge of this aircraft. 128 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,020 There's a bomb on board. - Oh, my God! 129 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,740 ..and unless £1 million is transferred 130 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,980 into my bank account, by BACS or CHAPS, then I'll detonate it. 131 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,020 I'm sure that's normal. I'm sure that's... 132 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,740 How did you get a bomb on board the plane? 133 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,220 I suppose you could say... 134 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,620 ..I had to wing it! 135 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,500 Is it on the wing? 136 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,320 Yes! Yes, it's on the wing! Get out. 137 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,020 I don't want you hearing my bank account details. 138 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,540 Or anyone else, for that matter. 139 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,700 Kenny, there's a bomb on the wing! 140 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,040 I know. We heard. 141 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,820 Well, I've had a good life. 142 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,260 You know, I got to fly on a plane and... 143 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,180 Well, I've had some lovely hot dinners. 144 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,140 You're lucky, Mandy. 145 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,020 You've experienced some things, you know? 146 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,740 You've lived life. 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,740 This is the first time I've ever left Billericay. 148 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,680 Oh, Mandy, what am I going to...? 149 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,040 Mandy? 150 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,600 Mandy! 151 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,860 They just can't get that sort of money together in an hour! 152 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,860 You expect me to believe that? 153 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,280 A million's loose change to an airline. 154 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,980 They need to transfer it now. 155 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,280 And no tricks. 156 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,200 Because when I get jumpy... 157 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,680 ..I start to get twitchy. 158 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,740 OK. What was that sort code again? 159 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 Erm... 160 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:47,580 Oh, God. 161 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,580 Er, er, 20... - Mm-hm? 162 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,240 ..13... 163 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,380 ..31. 164 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,800 Oh... 165 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,600 Oh, God bless her. 166 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,640 She was so brave. 167 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,880 And she neve...