Three Kings

449 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,752 No, it's not. 450 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,339 There was something about that well. 451 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,050 - What well? - The well in the center of town. 452 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:20,013 There were soldiers guarding it. I bet there's a bunker in there. 453 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,056 The guy lied to us. 454 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,642 It’s back where we came from. 455 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,400 Hey, I don't know if I can do this, okay? 456 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,736 Hey! I got a family. 457 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:38,448 If I shit in a bag for life because I got shot after the war was over... 458 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,742 ...that'd be pretty stupid, wouldn't it? 459 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,494 What is the most important thing in life? 460 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,496 What are you talking about? 461 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,499 What's the most important thing? 462 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,835 -Respect. - Too dependent on other people. 463 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,546 -What, love? -A little Disneyland, isn't it? 464 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,423 God's will. 465 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,259 -Close. - What is it then? 466 00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,635 Necessity. 467 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,304 As in...? 468 00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:05,016 People do what is most necessary to them at any given moment. 469 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:10,104 Now, what's most necessary to Saddam's troops is to put down the uprising. 470 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,273 We can do what we want. They won't touch us. 471 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,693 All right. I'll be wearing fashionable Kevlar. 472 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,112 Me too. 473 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,948 Come on, Conrad. 474 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,660 Where the hell are the bunkers? 475 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,080 Supposed to be right around here. 476 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,040 How about these fires? 477 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:32,168 I already did this story, goddamn it. 478 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:35,129 How about a rare pelican migration out by the marshes? 479 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,548 Fuck that! Stop the car! 480 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,801 I don't see any bunkers. Do you? 481 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,470 We'll find Major Gates, ma'am. 482 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,473 Bullshit. All we're finding is Ukrainian cranes. 483 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,016 Pelicans. 484 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:51,479 This story has been so done. A waste of my fucking time. 485 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,606 Look at these poor fucking birds. 486 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:58,653 All covered in some kind of fucking oil, ecological, catastrophic.... 487 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,071 Fuck it. 488 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,452 It’s so goddamn horrible! 489 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,332 Jesus Christ! 490 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,756 Poor fucking birds. 491 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,716 Look at them. 492 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,386 It’s so sad. 493 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,432 You're not gonna fuck me. 494 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,518 I was promised the gold story, and I’m driving. 495 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,438 Military regulations. You cannot drive. 496 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,606 Step away from the Chenowth, ma'am! 497 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,358 Don't make me shoot you, ma'am! 498 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,448 Ma'am! 499 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,870 Ma'am! Please fucking stop! 500 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,175 You gonna tell me where he is? 501 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,385 - I can't tell you. I can't. - Bullshit! 502 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,387 -Where is he? -I can't give you that-- 503 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,056 Come on, bitch. Tell me where he is. 504 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:12,143 - I can't, ma'am. - You'll die here like these birds! 505 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,104 It’s a village near Karbala! 506 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,151 All right. Let's go to Karbala. 507 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,654 Get down! Get down! 508 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,997 -Hey, get down! -Get down! 509 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,394 Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul. We're gonna have no nonsense this time. 510 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:03,486 Hey! You fucking liar! 511 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,655 Hey! 512 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,660 Freeze! 513 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,496 By orders of the ceasefire signed in Safwan, March 3rd... 514 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,123 ...the United States military hereby confiscates... 515 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,418 ...all materials stolen by Iraq from the state of Kuwait. 516 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:22,421 That means everything you took is going back. 517 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,508 Everybody stay calm and we'll get through this quickly. 518 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,052 Is that clear? Good! 519 00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:30,263 Now-- Hey! Grab that-- 520 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,349 Hello? Hello? Hello? 521 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:37,812 Keep your finger off the trigger....