The Ledge

- Morning. - Mornin'. 509 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:22,719 Hey, Gavin. 510 00:32:22,847 --> 00:32:24,848 Sorry about the other night. 511 00:32:24,973 --> 00:32:26,644 Thought you were gay. 512 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:28,601 Hey, I'm a nonbeliever. 513 00:32:28,727 --> 00:32:30,227 You can hate me for that instead. 514 00:32:30,354 --> 00:32:33,274 Well, I don't hate gay people, Gavin. 515 00:32:33,399 --> 00:32:35,818 Love the sinner, hate the sin? 516 00:32:35,944 --> 00:32:37,610 Absolutely. 517 00:32:37,737 --> 00:32:39,446 You know, if your friend doesn't correct his ways, 518 00:32:39,573 --> 00:32:40,736 he's going to hell. 519 00:32:40,863 --> 00:32:42,531 And I'd do anything to avoid that, Gavin, 520 00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:44,074 because hell's a reality. 521 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,244 Well, I'm late, 522 00:32:45,370 --> 00:32:47,035 so maybe you can tell me how you know this... 523 00:32:47,162 --> 00:32:48,036 some other time, okay? 524 00:32:48,164 --> 00:32:49,873 I mean, have you been to hell? 525 00:32:49,998 --> 00:32:50,958 Ever met anyone who's... 526 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:52,707 How about Wednesday night? 527 00:32:52,832 --> 00:32:54,750 Hell and homos, Wednesday night? 528 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,963 And philosophy. Salvation. 529 00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:58,839 Look, I got to go, or I'm gonna miss my bus... 530 00:32:58,964 --> 00:33:03,219 Hey, you know, don't be so close-minded. 531 00:33:03,344 --> 00:33:06,178 Are you willing to admit that God might not exist? 532 00:33:06,304 --> 00:33:07,222 No. 533 00:33:07,347 --> 00:33:09,974 So who's being close-minded here? 534 00:33:10,101 --> 00:33:12,938 Maybe you can change my mind. 535 00:33:16,813 --> 00:33:19,192 Okay. Philosophy, Wednesday night. 536 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:22,068 There you go. 7:00. 537 00:33:22,194 --> 00:33:24,404 Sure. 538 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:39,045 So how's the gay lifestyle treating you? 539 00:33:39,171 --> 00:33:40,922 Fine. 540 00:33:41,047 --> 00:33:43,672 How's the hetero lifestyle treating you? 541 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:47,384 You ever been married? 542 00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:48,763 Yeah. 543 00:33:48,889 --> 00:33:50,971 But something tells me the problems I had... 544 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,807 are not the problems you're having. 545 00:33:52,934 --> 00:33:55,310 What do you think the problems I'm having are? 546 00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:59,271 Appreciating someone's kindness... 547 00:33:59,397 --> 00:34:02,484 isn't necessarily the same thing as being in love. 548 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:07,485 Man, you have a big mouth. 549 00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:11,573 Sorry. 550 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,872 Have you ever seen a happy marriage? 551 00:34:18,998 --> 00:34:21,042 I mean, really happy? 552 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,796 I have to say, 553 00:34:22,921 --> 00:34:25,630 for the first few years of my marriage, I was very happy. 554 00:34:25,757 --> 00:34:28,549 And what happened? 555 00:34:28,676 --> 00:34:31,301 And then she left me. 556 00:34:31,426 --> 00:34:33,386 When was this? 557 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:35,263 Two years ago. 558 00:34:35,388 --> 00:34:38,934 Boy, you sure take your time to recover, don't you? 559 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,815 You know what, Shana? You're right. 560 00:34:43,942 --> 00:34:45,771 Way too long. 561 00:34:45,898 --> 00:34:47,732 But if you do the charitable thing here... 562 00:34:47,861 --> 00:34:50,321 and start having sex with me on a regular basis, 563 00:34:50,445 --> 00:34:52,489 pretty sure I'd start healing right away. 564 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,785 You have a very sexy mouth. 565 00:34:59,537 --> 00:35:02,956 A very sexy married mouth. 566 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:07,754 That's right. I forgot. 567 00:35:15,843 --> 00:35:18,013 You see, the trick, I figured, 568 00:35:18,138 --> 00:35:20,346 having been on the receiving end of such a thing, 569 00:35:20,473 --> 00:35:22,517 was just to open the door. 570 00:35:22,643 --> 00:35:25,730 After that, if she had the slightest interest, 571 00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:30,523 well, next time her husband's cold to her, 572 00:35:30,648 --> 00:35:32,651 couple of thoughts blow in. 573 00:35:32,776 --> 00:35:37,616 Pretty soon, what blows in is more than just nice. 574 00:35:37,743 --> 00:35:39,406 It's perfect. 575 00:35:39,532 --> 00:35:40,950 I mean, why wouldn't it be? 576 00:35:41,076 --> 00:35:44,204 It's in her head. 577 00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:47,666 She thinks, "What's the harm in just thinking about this... 578 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:50,126 if it makes me feel good?" 579 00:35:50,252 --> 00:35:53,210 And then it's, "Well, what's the harm... 580 00:35:53,341 --> 00:35:56,006 in just thinking about this and coming?" 581 00:35:58,926 --> 00:36:01,012 And so she co