The Bad Guys

00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,830 on the outside, the five of you are villains, 613 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,999 predators, remorseless sociopaths. 614 00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:21,959 Oh, stop, you're makin' me blush. 615 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,003 But inside, there's a flower. 616 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,796 The flower of goodness. 617 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,173 And when it blooms 618 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:31,260 and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body, 619 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,221 you're going to want to feel it all the time. 620 00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:35,973 So, we're going for a tingle? 621 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,308 Not any tingle. 622 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,893 The tingle of goodness. 623 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:43,147 Which you'll feel in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory! 624 00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:46,942 Okay, Mr. Snake, I'm going to give you a Push Pop. 625 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:49,570 Great! Push Pop just for me! 626 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,238 No, to share. 627 00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:52,323 Why? 628 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,450 Well, on a fundamental level, 629 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,703 it's about putting someone else's needs ahead of your own. 630 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,497 Oh, no. No way. 631 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:01,749 Snake... 632 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,169 All right, all right. 633 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,379 This is gonna taste extra sweet, 634 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,924 'cause I know how bad you want it. 635 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,929 Pop me, please. Ah! 636 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,600 Nope! 637 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,353 - Sucker! - That's it! I'll teach you to share! 638 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,607 I like sharin'. It's yummy. Mmm. 639 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,609 Totally worth it. 640 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,778 Well, that's terrifying. 641 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,988 Let's try something simpler. 642 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,951 A good person always pays attention to the needs of others. 643 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:39,578 Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma. 644 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:45,251 Mr. Piranha, help Grandma across the street. 645 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,628 Pish! Sure, sure, sure. I do this all the time. 646 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:50,089 Here you go, ma'am. 647 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,509 Oh, he is totally gonna blow it. 648 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,844 What was that? What did you say? 649 00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:57,888 - You think I can't do this? - No, no, no, Piranha... 650 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,019 Maybe simpler? 651 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:09,108 Hey, look! It's a cat stuck in a tree. 652 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,985 It doesn't get much simpler than that. 653 00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:15,114 Now, what in this scenario would give you that good tingle? 654 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:18,951 Eating it? This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me. 655 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:22,830 No. I want you to s... 656 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,039 - Smack it. - Skin it? 657 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:24,957 Stab it. 658 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,041 - Sauté it. - Sing to it? 659 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,377 Save it. I want you to save... 660 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,838 It's so obvious... I want you to save it. 661 00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,257 Oh! Right, right. 662 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:36,760 Here, kitty, kitty cat! 663 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:40,222 Whoa, that cat is obviously defective. 664 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:43,309 What is wrong with you? You're gonna give it a heart attack. 665 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:44,768 I'll handle this. 666 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,770 What's up, papa! 667 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,233 Get him off my face! He's on my face! 668 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:54,320 No, no, no! Listen. What are you doing? 669 00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:02,745 Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at? 670 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,748 - Stealing stuff? - Oh, yeah, we're great at that. 671 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:06,874 - Robbery. - Larceny. 672 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,000 - Wire fraud. - Extortion. 673 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,251 - Tax evasion. - Heists. 674 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,378 - Mail fraud. - Wait. "Heists," you say? 675 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:13,714 Well, that's... Yeah, that's kind of our specialty. 676 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,383 I might just have an idea. 677 00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,887 Free the pigs! Free the pigs! 678 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,972 That is an animal testing lab. 679 00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:25,184 Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs, 680 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:29,229 all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists. 681 00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:30,689 Guinea pigs, you say? 682 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:32,107 Snake... 683 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,525 I...