Black Bear

00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,082 Maybe women were happier in the 1700s. 573 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,126 What do I know? 574 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,476 [LAUGHING] 575 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,913 No. No, they definitely weren't. 576 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:52,438 I'm sorry, I was being such a fuckin' dickhead. 577 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:53,656 Yeah. 578 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,274 [UNDER BREATH] Oh, my God. 579 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,626 [♪♪] 580 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:13,807 [♪♪] 581 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,385 [HUMS] 582 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:19,046 -[LEAVES RUSTLING] -[ALLISON SCREAMS] 583 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,308 GABE: Hey. 584 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:51,573 Brought this. 585 00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:53,053 It's a little chilly, so... 586 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:59,146 [CLEARS THROAT] 587 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:06,196 Okay. Good night. 588 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:15,162 It's warm. 589 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,258 GABE: Yee! Heh. 590 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:29,089 [BOTH GIGGLING] 591 00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:32,135 GABE: Oh! 592 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,398 [GABE EXCLAIMS] 593 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,226 [BOTH LAUGH] 594 00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,814 So, are you guys Buddhist? 595 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:02,514 GABE: Oh. No, the sculptor who stayed here makes them. 596 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:05,343 -ALLISON: Hm. -[GABE CHUCKLES] 597 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,226 Allison, I'm sorry about before. 598 00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:21,533 We're kind of in our own little world up here, 599 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,883 and...yeah, anyway. 600 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,102 I'm sorry. 601 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,018 It's okay. Heh. 602 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,368 Okay. 603 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,096 Why'd you lie to me about seeing my movies? 604 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,752 Why'd you lie to me about your husband? 605 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,105 I've been lying since the second I got here. 606 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:15,238 My mother's fine. 607 00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:18,720 Well, she's a bitch, but she's alive. 608 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:20,287 She's in Wisconsin. 609 00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:23,421 [LAUGHS] What...? 610 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,900 I'm a really good cook. 611 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:28,251 Um, I just have zero interest in having a family. 612 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:30,428 I think children are disgusting. 613 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:35,824 And as for my scripts, 614 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:38,958 I usually start with like a really simple premise, 615 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:43,615 like... "Good triumphs over evil", 616 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:46,618 and, um... 617 00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,489 I stopped getting hired as an actor 618 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,969 because I was difficult. 619 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,318 [CHUCKLES] Obviously. 620 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:55,453 Yeah. And... what else? 621 00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,585 I know exactly what solipsistic means. 622 00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:59,935 Um, I went to Wesleyan on a scholarship. 623 00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,460 I'm a total feminist. I am. 624 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,766 I think women are totally superior 625 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,812 and all men should die. 626 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,640 [LAUGHS] So... 627 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,170 Why didn't your husband come with you? 628 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:28,224 I don't know. 629 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,838 -GABE: I'm glad he didn't. -[ALLISON CHUCKLES] 630 00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:07,394 Oh, fuck. 631 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,051 Mm. 632 00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:28,328 I'm not in love with her, okay? 633 00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,462 It was an accident, the... 634 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:34,029 the baby, and... 635 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:35,901 we're not right for each other. 636 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,470 I mean, she thinks she loves me, 637 00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,037 but she actually hates me. 638 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:47,129 I know this is a human being coming into the world, 639 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,741 and I don't know... 640 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:55,485 [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 641 00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:57,270 ...what's gonna happen, 642 00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,489 what's gonna happen to me, or... 643 00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,236 You think I'm a terrible person? 644 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,325 No. 645 00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:12,111 I am. Mm. 646 00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:13,503 Don't say that. 647 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:16,985 I am.No, you're not. 648 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:58,026 [ALLISON MOANING] 649 00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:01,769 [OBJECT STRIKES] 650 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,858 GABE: Oh, fuck. Fuck! 651 00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:07,775 I knew it! I fucking knew it! 652 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:10,952 You fucking asshole! I fucking knew it! 653 00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:12,650 You said you-- You fucking homewrecker! 654 00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:15,478 Get the fuck out of my house, you bitch! 655 00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:18,