National Theatre Live: Fleabag

516 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,960 I don't know why I said it. 517 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,600 It's true, but he was drunk, so... 518 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,560 Martin's always drunk, 519 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,680 which is odd, because she's so straight. 520 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,920 Or maybe that's not odd. 521 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,680 But he's very good at being drunk 522 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,440 and that he's a fun drunk. 523 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,360 No one wants to admit there's a problem, 524 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,520 because, then, they don't get to have crazy nights out 525 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,400 with fun, drunk Martin anymore. 526 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,360 [EXHALES] 527 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,280 [IN FRENCH ACCENT] Martin. 528 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,520 He's one of those men... 529 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,960 who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone 530 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,000 that makes you feel bad, if you take offense, 531 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,720 'cause he was just being "fun." 532 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,440 Honestly, you could tell him you're gonna pop to the loo, and he'll say, 533 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,160 [IN SCOTTISH ACCENT] "Aye, aye, you pop to the loo. 534 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,720 Pull your little knickers down, 535 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,880 and I'll come in and fuck you!" 536 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,320 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 537 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,280 Clare always tries to sort of... 538 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,080 [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 539 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,800 [FAKE GIGGLE] 540 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,280 Half laugh like she gets the joke. 541 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,800 Which isn't even a joke. 542 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,680 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Women Speak. 543 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,360 Sorry for the delay. 544 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,280 The lecture will begin shortly. 545 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,680 Those who may have food or drink can eat it in the auditorium. 546 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,920 She just stares at me. 547 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,120 And then her neck goes red. 548 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,400 I've only seen that happen once before. 549 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,440 Then she looks ahead of her. 550 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,440 I give her half my sandwich, which she eats. 551 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,200 Maybe she's not anorexic. 552 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,680 Maybe clothes just... 553 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,720 Bitch. 554 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,560 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 555 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,080 We sit and wait, eating the sandwich. 556 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,360 I can't read her. 557 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,920 I've never been able to read her. 558 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,560 She pulls out a card from Dad, puts it on the seat between us. 559 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880 It's probably still there. 560 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,200 ANNOUNCER: Women Speak is about to commence. 561 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,280 Please enter the auditorium. 562 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,560 The lecture hall is huge. 563 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,800 We go right to the front and sit down. 564 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,080 Still can't read her. 565 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,800 Suddenly, she says... 566 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,960 "I'm gonna go to fucking Finland." 567 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,320 "Okay." 568 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,360 "I hate these suits." 569 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,720 "Okay." 570 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,760 "How much do you need to save Boo's cafe?" 571 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,680 [SCOFFS] "About five grand." 572 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,080 "Okay. 573 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,600 I'll transfer the money tomorrow. 574 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,880 But I don't wanna come to these anymore." 575 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,200 "Okay." 576 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,360 "And I want my top back." 577 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,480 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 578 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,560 "Okay." [LIGHT GIGGLE] 579 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,400 "Thanks, Clare." 580 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,200 [TAPPING ON MICROPHONE] 581 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,480 LECTURER: Thank you. 582 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,000 Gosh, look at you all. 583 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,960 Thank you so much for coming. 584 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,240 I'm overwhelmed by how many faces I see before me. 585 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,360 I hope I do your efforts justice with what I have to say this evening. 586 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,760 But before I begin, I want to ask you a question. 587 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,640 The same question that inspired me to give this lecture. 588 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,160 The same ques