Street Smart

00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,224 The First Amendment protects you. 576 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,733 But the Sixth Amendment protects Mr. Smalls. 577 00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:38,566 Can I go to jail for this? 578 00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:41,902 You just think of some of the great prisoners of conscience. 579 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,839 Martin Luther King, Gandhi... 580 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,206 I'm going to jail. 581 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,268 Is he going to jail? 582 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:50,414 Thanks a lot, Joe. It's great. 583 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:53,178 Just have to see if the station will OK the money. 584 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:54,344 I'll call you. 585 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,216 See you later. 586 00:32:01,682 --> 00:32:03,343 Hey, Willie, how you doing? 587 00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:04,884 Same as yesterday. 588 00:32:08,422 --> 00:32:09,547 Thanks. 589 00:32:11,424 --> 00:32:13,483 Come on. 590 00:32:26,204 --> 00:32:28,764 So what are you so depressed about tonight, anyway? 591 00:32:30,275 --> 00:32:31,640 I don't know. 592 00:32:31,710 --> 00:32:33,803 I just don't want to go home for a while. 593 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,647 Stick around. 594 00:32:36,715 --> 00:32:38,512 I might do that. 595 00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:43,215 How long you been doing this? 596 00:32:49,026 --> 00:32:50,323 I want to know. 597 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:52,828 I mean, I want to know what it's like to be you. 598 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:55,822 You do? 599 00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:02,972 I've been doing it a long time. 600 00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:05,701 Did you ever do anything else before? 601 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:08,505 Yeah, sure. 602 00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:10,772 I was a beautician... 603 00:33:10,846 --> 00:33:14,612 in this little town in Pennsylvania where I grew up. 604 00:33:14,683 --> 00:33:16,514 I went to Boston. 605 00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:19,019 Oh, really? I did time there. 606 00:33:19,087 --> 00:33:20,554 Four years at Harvard. 607 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:23,488 You went to Harvard? 608 00:33:28,095 --> 00:33:30,029 So I ran into this guy... 609 00:33:30,097 --> 00:33:32,088 who told me I could make a lot more money. 610 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:34,191 And I do, you know. 611 00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:36,896 I make a lot more money than being a beautician. 612 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,528 I'll bet. 613 00:33:38,605 --> 00:33:39,902 That's right. 614 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:44,537 The guys who come in here... 615 00:33:44,611 --> 00:33:46,545 what do you think they're looking for? 616 00:33:46,613 --> 00:33:48,103 The Holland Tunnel. 617 00:33:48,181 --> 00:33:49,808 I know they want to get laid... 618 00:33:49,883 --> 00:33:51,817 but do you ever get really weird stuff? 619 00:33:51,885 --> 00:33:53,545 Oh, yeah. 620 00:33:53,619 --> 00:33:55,553 What's the weirdest thing a guy ever asked you to do? 621 00:33:55,621 --> 00:33:56,849 Talk. 622 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,991 Do you remember what it was like... 623 00:34:02,061 --> 00:34:03,892 your first time working? 624 00:34:03,963 --> 00:34:05,988 You don't want to know about the first time. 625 00:34:06,065 --> 00:34:07,497 It sounds like I do. 626 00:34:07,565 --> 00:34:08,827 I don't think you do. 627 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,731 You're funny, aren't you? 628 00:34:12,570 --> 00:34:14,265 I'm young, you know? 629 00:34:14,339 --> 00:34:16,671 I'm just off the bus from Boston. 630 00:34:18,243 --> 00:34:19,676 So, my friend, he says... 631 00:34:19,744 --> 00:34:22,008 He says there's this guy upstairs... 632 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,014 in the hotel waiting for me... this trick. 633 00:34:25,082 --> 00:34:28,017 I go up, and I see this guy. 634 00:34:28,085 --> 00:34:29,780 He's just sitting, straight up in bed. 635 00:34:29,853 --> 00:34:30,945 Just sitting there. 636 00:34:31,021 --> 00:34:32,045 Come here. I'll show you. 637 00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:37,025 Sit down. Just sit there. 638 00:34:37,093 --> 00:34:41,029 Put your legs out in front of you 639 00:34:41,097 --> 00:34:42,621 and cover them. 640 00:34:46,602 --> 00:34:49,537 It turns out later he's this Russian sailor. 641 00:34:49,605 --> 00:34:52,539 His buddies brought him in the bedroom... 642 00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,040 and left him waiting. 643 00:34:54,109 --> 00:34:56,577 So I went over to him. 644 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,976 The guy's got two broken legs! 645 00:35:07,054 --> 00:35:08,487 Can you imagine? 646 00:35:08,555 --> 00:35:09,988 He's got casts right up to there. 647 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,993 Shit. 648 00:35:15,062 --> 00:35:18,031 So what did you do about that? 649 00:35:19,566 --> 00:35:22,193 What could I do, really? 650 00:35:25,071 --> 00:35:28,006 I did what I could do. 651 00:35:28,074 --> 00:35:29,564 Wait. I forgot to tell you. 652 00:35:29,642 --> 00:35:32,076 He had a bad back, too. 653 00:35:32,145 --> 00:35:34,375 He couldn't sit up for very long. 654 00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:48,923 What did you do, give him a freebie? 655 00:35