Irresistible

Tempered by war. 586 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,768 A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 587 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,266 Driven by faith. 588 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,317 I am my brother's keeper. 589 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,365 A new kind of democrat. A democrat for the heartland. 590 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,402 Jack Hastings, a reader kind of blue. 591 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,446 Paid for by real Americans for... 592 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,077 What are you up to, zimmer? 593 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,411 I am telling you, guys, Jack could be the real deal. 594 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,042 - On a national level. - On a national level? 595 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,249 It's like he's a cross between... 596 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,094 - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait what? 597 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,467 And one of those machines that test grip strength. 598 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,721 - Sounds too good fo be true. - Oh, my god. 599 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,764 Semicolon. 600 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,517 She took the bait. 601 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,102 It's on here, boys. Game on. 602 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,275 And let him be the star. You know? Yeah. 603 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,401 So... 604 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,279 D> a little bit of Hastings all the time » 605 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,032 > we're gonna win the election yeah, yeah, yeah » 606 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,204 oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. 607 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,577 Yes! Hello, party people. 608 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,958 Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive and on the vanguard of change. 609 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,211 Who wants something to eat? They're so delicious. 610 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,086 Okay. 611 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,298 What's going on? Why all the long faces? 612 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,722 Do you not see it? The billboard. 613 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,930 The one on main with the giant "vote for mayor braun"? 614 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,140 Yes. What about it? 615 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,693 - What about it? - That's the McGregor Ford billboard. 616 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,190 Okay. 617 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,068 Okay, so it's been the McGregor Ford billboard for probably 40 years. 618 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,490 God only knows how much it cost. 619 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,034 And it looks like braun has taken over Jerry's old office 620 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,737 as some sort of campaign headquarters. 621 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,868 Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on, hold on. 622 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:55,248 Um, are you telling me that the mayor, who's running for reelection, 623 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,297 has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor 624 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,797 and he's doing it from a campaign office? 625 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,219 Oh, my god! Ohh, this is... 626 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,514 This is overwhelming to me. Oh, my god! 627 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,967 I don't... I... what... 628 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,724 I have the vapors, I... I'm hyperventilating. 629 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:17,399 - Why are these spoons just sitting there? - You don't get it. 630 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,607 - Sorry! Sorry. Sorry. - You don't get it. 631 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,321 Do you have any idea how much that costs? 632 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,400 Well, that space is 3,800 square feet 633 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,780 and it rents for $20 a square foot yearly. 634 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,955 Prorated to two months is 7,600 dollars. 635 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,249 The billboard... A little bit harder to decipher. 636 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,045 But I'd say based on the location and mayor braun's desperation, 637 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,918 8k all in. 638 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,467 Design and printing included. I don't know, maybe something like that? 639 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,045 Well, there's no way that braun's got that much money. 640 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,428 Unless... this little campaign of ours 641 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,430 has caught the attention of the national republican party, 642 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,388 and they are sending money and reinforcements. 643 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,067 It's okay. It's exactly what we wanted to happen. 644 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,615 They are scared. On a national level. 645 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,534 They are scared of colonel Jack. 646 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,078 So we have to plan our next move. Come here. 647 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,954 Gather round. 648 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,037 We are going to need 649 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,669 something a little like... that. 650 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,259 - And you scroll down... - There's a donate button. 651 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,682 Well, the money be just one clicky away. 652 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,813 And one clicky goes to where? 653 00:3