Lamp Life

(CRYING CONTINUES) 53 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,560 BO:<i> We still tried to get playtime.</i> 54 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,564 -(GIRLS GIGGLING) -BO:<i> A little risky, but still worth it.</i> 55 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,317 -(CLATTERING) -GIRLS: Oops. 56 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,820 -GIRL 1: I think it’s too small. -GIRL 2: It's fine. 57 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:39,201 BO:<i> Though the absolute biggest challenge </i> <i>was the hazardous working conditions.</i> 58 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,495 -(SMOKE ALARM BEEPING) -(GIRLS GASP) 59 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,871 -(SCREAMING) -Fire! Fire! Fire! 60 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:48,752 (SIGHS) 61 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,045 (BLEATING) 62 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,841 BO:<i> But kids grow up fast.</i> 63 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,467 Ugh. This is your baby lamp. 64 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,177 -I don’t want it. -Stop! 65 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:58,554 -You stop! -You stop! 66 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,888 -Mom! -Mommy! 67 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:03,350 -MAN 1: Ai, ai, ai, girls, I told you... -WOMAN 1: They gotta cry it out. 68 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,476 -(MAN 1 SIGHS) -(DOOR CLOSES) 69 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,561 GIRLS: Give it away. 70 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,145 I'm too big for that. 71 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,981 (BABY SPEAKING) 72 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,985 BO:<i> Pretty soon,</i> <i>you’re in the donation box.</i> 73 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,113 <i>Which took us</i> <i>on quite the unexpected journey.</i> 74 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,197 WOMAN 2: Hmm. 75 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,700 MAN 2: What? It’s a baby lamp? 76 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,869 -(LAUGHTER) -WOMAN 3: What’s he gonna do with that? 77 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,246 (MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 78 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,957 (MUSIC PLAYING) 79 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,671 (RETCHES) 80 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:34,965 (WIND HOWLING) 81 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,633 (MAN 3 GASPS) 82 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:38,427 (GROANS) 83 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:39,887 -(MEOWS) -(BO SCREAMS) 84 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,805 -(BLEATING) -(CAT WHINES) 85 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,640 (GROANS) 86 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,393 (SIGHS) 87 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:47,769 (BLEATING) 88 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,356 BO: <i>As you know,</i> <i>appliances have a shelf-life...</i> 89 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,109 -(BLEATING) <i>-...and we were definitely not on a shelf.</i> 90 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,196 <i>And then,</i> 91 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,157 <i>just like that, </i> 92 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,743 <i>we were settled. </i> 93 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,246 <i>Safe and sound.</i> 94 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,250 <i>Life was so simple. </i> 95 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,837 <i>No breaks, or rips, or slobber, no trash.</i> 96 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,673 <i>And I thought, "Hey, we’re good."</i>