Closet Land

00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,840 <i>of all women who favor</i> <i>black underwear are closet whores.</i> 430 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,120 <i>It has been estimated</i> <i>that 97.3%</i> 431 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,840 <i>of all women who favor</i> <i>black underwear are closet whores.</i> 432 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,600 <i>It has been estimated</i> <i>that 99 point ten percent</i> 433 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,040 <i>of all women who favor</i> <i>black underwear are closet whores.</i> 434 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,080 <i>Do you know that 105.9%</i> 435 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,760 <i>of all women who favor</i> <i>black underwear are closet whores?</i> 436 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,480 <i>Uh-oh—you can’t</i> <i>hide from us, precious.</i> 437 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,160 <i>Why don’t you give up?</i> 438 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,480 <i>The doors here don’t open.</i> 439 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,520 <i>But didn’t you know that?</i> 440 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,480 <i>Doors lead in,</i> <i>doors lead out,</i> 441 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,400 <i>Doors no wider</i> <i>than a little girl’s pout.</i> 442 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,480 <i>Doors lead out,</i> <i>doors lead in.</i> 443 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,200 <i>Doors no bigger</i> <i>than a little girl’s chin.</i> 444 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,240 Gimme my clothes! 445 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,520 MALE VOICE ON SPEAKER, UPBEAT: <i>Sign the confession.</i> 446 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,240 <i>Or suck my dick.</i> 447 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,640 <i>Which do you please, you tease?</i> 448 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,760 <i>By the way—</i> <i>when was the last time?</i> 449 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,480 <i>Our friendly neighborhood</i> <i>sex watch</i> 450 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,440 <i>says your last time was</i> <i>when you fucked—</i> 451 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,240 <i>heh heh, tried to fuck—</i> 452 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,720 <i>some guy two years ago!</i> 453 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,120 Stop it! Stop it! 454 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,080 MALE VOICE ON SPEAKER, UPBEAT: <i>Even fossils show more signs of life to your heart.</i> 455 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,520 <i>But you’re worse than a fossil.</i> 456 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,720 <i>You are frigid.</i> 457 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,600 <i>We know, we’ve</i> <i>seen you in action.</i> 458 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,280 <i>You can’t do it,</i> <i>can you?</i> 459 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,640 <i>You are not normal.</i> 460 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,440 <i>You are warped.</i> 461 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,000 <i>You are sick!</i> 462 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,560 <i>You are bad.</i> 463 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,240 <i>You’ve always been bad.</i> <i>A rotten apple from the start.</i> 464 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,560 <i>That’s why</i> <i>your mother didn’t notice.</i> 465 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,040 <i>That’s why</i> <i>men don’t want you.</i> 466 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,440 <i>Who wants a cold,</i> <i>unresponsive whore?</i> 467 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,600 <i>All they want to do</i> <i>is slam the door and leave.</i> 468 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,240 <i>All they want to do</i> <i>is slam the door and leave.</i> 469 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,400 MALE VOICE ON SPEAKER, STERN: <i>Step up in front of the image, please.</i> 470 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,800 <i>Step up in front</i> <i>of the image, please.</i> 471 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,080 [Gasps] 472 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,120 <i>You are hereby accused of</i> <i>conspiracy against your country</i> 473 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,560 <i>and against peace,</i> <i>order and stability.</i> 474 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,280 <i>Your story, “Closet Land”,</i> 475 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,480 <i>is thinly veiled propaganda</i> <i>desgined to stir dissent</i> 476 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,840 <i>in the hearts of children.</i> 477 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,160 <i>All official avenues</i> <i>of redress have been sealed.</i> 478 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,480 <i>Your rights</i> <i>have been suspended.</i> 479 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,040 <i>The short-term goal is to</i> <i>have you sign the confession.</i> 480 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,920 <i>And the long-term goal?</i> 481 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,960 <i>That will depend…</i> 482 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,520 <i>on the success of</i> <i>the short-term goal.</i> 483 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,680 <i>You do not merit</i> <i>a name or identity.</i> 484 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,560 <i>You will henceforth</i> <i>be referred to by a number.</i> 485 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,640 <i>A-B-2-3-4.</i> 486 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,400 [Door opens] 487 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,280 [Door closes] 488 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,080 [Gasps] 489 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,560 INTERROGATOR: <i>What went on here?</i> 490 00:37:09,640 -->