Unthinkable

506 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,393 I shake him up, you shake him down, okay? 507 00:28:01,859 --> 00:28:03,319 (H LAUGHING) 508 00:28:03,402 --> 00:28:04,946 Outstanding! 509 00:28:05,238 --> 00:28:09,617 CIA Human Resources Training Manual, circa 1983. 510 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,868 "The Honduran Edition," right? 511 00:28:10,952 --> 00:28:12,829 People, we have a new specialist joining us. 512 00:28:12,912 --> 00:28:16,290 From now on, there will be no observers. Everyone out, please. 513 00:28:16,374 --> 00:28:20,086 Lubitchich, have you told him how small his penis is? They really hate that. 514 00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:22,922 All military personnel will leave at once. 515 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:25,508 The rest of you, consult with your agencies. 516 00:28:25,591 --> 00:28:26,592 What the hell is happening? 517 00:28:26,676 --> 00:28:28,886 I am. You're out. 518 00:28:31,973 --> 00:28:33,182 Is my equipment here yet? 519 00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:35,643 Yeah, it's right over there, and Alvarez is here. 520 00:28:35,726 --> 00:28:38,271 Hello, my friend. Wheel it right in. 521 00:28:41,691 --> 00:28:45,695 Oh, hey, can one of you guys get me that fire axe over there, please? 522 00:28:48,322 --> 00:28:49,615 Fire axe, over there. 523 00:28:53,828 --> 00:28:56,873 Charlie, could you call my wife? Ask her to bring my food down here, please. 524 00:28:56,956 --> 00:28:58,583 She can't come in here, it's top secret. 525 00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:00,835 H: I need my wife here. 526 00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:03,004 And he's very particular about his food. 527 00:29:04,797 --> 00:29:07,508 Thanks. Colonel Kerkmejian, you're in command. 528 00:29:07,592 --> 00:29:09,385 Me, sir? Aren't you? (CHATTERING) 529 00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:13,222 I'm doing it now. 530 00:29:15,892 --> 00:29:17,310 Let's get him down. 531 00:29:19,437 --> 00:29:21,355 So, how does this work? 532 00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:22,899 I never know that. 533 00:29:22,982 --> 00:29:25,151 And the really great thing is 534 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,777 he doesn't either. 535 00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:38,414 Agent Brody? 536 00:29:38,915 --> 00:29:40,333 <i>We're gonna need your eyes.</i> 537 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:44,295 Could you look for any interesting tics, 538 00:29:44,378 --> 00:29:47,048 eye movements, fear, jitters, 539 00:29:47,131 --> 00:29:49,133 <i>things like that, please?</i> 540 00:29:50,176 --> 00:29:53,179 Mr. Younger! My name is H. 541 00:29:53,262 --> 00:29:56,265 I'm going to be conducting your interrogation from here on out. 542 00:29:56,349 --> 00:29:57,600 We've met. 543 00:29:57,683 --> 00:30:00,728 Oh! That's right. Sorry you had to see that. 544 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:05,149 <i>And I want you to know, my interest lies only with you.</i> 545 00:30:05,441 --> 00:30:10,529 Now, I have one question for you. It's a simple one. 546 00:30:10,821 --> 00:30:15,117 <i>Please tell me where you placed the three bombs.</i> 547 00:30:15,701 --> 00:30:17,328 This is not what we talked about. 548 00:30:17,411 --> 00:30:19,830 That's because you were only listening to yourself. 549 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,292 Start with the furthest location, please. 550 00:30:32,051 --> 00:30:33,511 Mr. Younger? 551 00:30:35,972 --> 00:30:38,432 You understand what I'm about to do to you? 552 00:30:43,604 --> 00:30:44,647 Oh, my God! 553 00:30:44,730 --> 00:30:46,107 (SCREAMING) 554 00:30:52,446 --> 00:30:54,073 What? What? It's only a finger. 555 00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:56,492 What, not really a whole finger, it's... 556 00:30:56,575 --> 00:30:57,660 (GROANING) 557 00:30:57,743 --> 00:30:59,286 Tape him, then leave him. 558 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:01,789 KERKMEJIAN: Get him out! H: All right! 559 00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:07,378 So that's your technique? You're a fucking joke. 560 00:31:08,087 --> 00:31:09,839 You expect me to be part of that? 561 00:31:09,922 --> 00:31:11,465 All right, all right, no more fingers. 562 00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:13,676 You think you're going back in there? 563 00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:15,428 Well, why don't we ask the man? 564 00:31:15,511 --> 00:31:19,932 He's got direct access, highest levels, back door, no names, no records. 565 00:31:20,725 --> 00:31:24,437 Well, tell me. Do I have authorization or not? 566 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,772 Higher authority believes that we should all do 567 00:31:26,856 --> 00:31:31,027 what we think is best for our country and its people. 568 00:31:33,612 --> 00:31:34,780 Alvarez, bag him. 569 00:31:35,906 --> 00:31:38,367 Colonel, would you lose the gorillas? 570 00:31:38,451 --> 00:31:39,452 If I'm in charge here, I... 571 00:31:39,535 --> 00:31:40,536 You're not. 572 00:31:40,619 --> 00:31:42,872 He is and we need to do something about that. 573 00:31:42,955 --> 00:31:45,374 (STAMMERING) I won't authorize him to continue... 574 00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:49,128 So let it happen without your authorization. Then you're covered, right? 575 00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:54,091 One of my guys stays. 576 00:31:54,175 --> 00:...