Bride & Prejudice

I hardly think its potential is over. 587 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:29,132 And what do you think your U.S. was like after 60 years of independence? 588 00:38:29,176 --> 00:38:30,612 They were all killing each other over slavery 589 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:33,920 and blindly searching for gold. 590 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,319 Tell you what - 591 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,451 I've made a packet as an accountant in LA. 592 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:46,802 The Indian community there is very professional, 593 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,631 all doctors and computers and... 594 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:55,158 Not like these uneducated, minicab, 7-Eleven-store types. 595 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,335 It's ours for the taking. 596 00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:00,599 Anyone can become an Amrikan. 597 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,992 Then why come back here? 598 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:06,953 Ah... bada-bing, bada-boom.Bada-bing, bada-boom... 599 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:10,260 There's only one problem with Amrika - 600 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:13,351 our girls that are born there... 601 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:14,830 they've totally lost their roots, 602 00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,093 completely clueless. 603 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:20,009 Our girls are very rooted. 604 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:23,839 They're really very, very traditional. 605 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,188 You know, in U.S., 606 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,496 they're all too outspoken and career-orientated, 607 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,498 and some... 608 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:34,197 have even turned into... 609 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:35,503 the lesbian. 610 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,026 [all snicker] 611 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:38,463 Ahem. 612 00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:40,508 So that leaves me no choice... 613 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:43,119 I may be healthy, wealthy and wise, 614 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,512 but as they say, 615 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:48,081 "No life... without wife." 616 00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:53,652 Kholi sahib. 617 00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,350 You're a poet as well. 618 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,613 Did you hear that, Mr. Bakshi, huh? 619 00:39:58,657 --> 00:39:59,962 "No life without wife." 620 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:03,531 Yes. Very wisely spoken. 621 00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:06,882 I think God is smiling down on me. 622 00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:09,232 I'm spoiled for choice in this house. 623 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:12,671 I suppose, as the eldest... 624 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:16,414 Jaya must be the first choice. 625 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:20,722 A-Actually, Kholi sahib, 626 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:24,204 Jaya's practically engaged to someone else. 627 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:25,423 [sigh of relief] 628 00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:30,166 But Lalita is unspoken for. 629 00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:31,516 Lalita. 630 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,872 Lalita. 631 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:45,094 ♪ Lonely Mr. Kholi from Los Angeles 632 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:47,575 ♪ Came to Punjab on one bent knee 633 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,578 ♪ He had a green card, new house, big cash 634 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:53,407 ♪ So made a wish with every fallen lash 635 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,409 ♪ For you to do the journey with him 636 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,020 ♪ To smile when he got home, ask how his day had been 637 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,414 ♪ He wants you by his side in joy and strife 638 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:05,767 ♪ Poor Mr. Kholi, he has no life without wife 639 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,987 ♪ No life 640 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:11,599 ♪ Without wife 641 00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:15,429 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 642 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,476 ♪ No life 643 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,608 ♪ Without wife 644 00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:23,350 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 645 00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:26,788 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 646 00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:29,487 ♪ I don't want a man who ties me down 647 00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:31,924 ♪ Does what he wants while I hang around 648 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,753 ♪ I don't want a man who's crude and loud 649 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,972 ♪ Wants a pretty wife to make him proud 650 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:39,801 ♪ I don't want a man who can't be funny 651 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:42,151 ♪ Tells tall tales about makin' money 652 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,806 ♪ Oh, yeah 653 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:50,464 ♪ I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat 654 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:55,643 ♪ Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat 655 00:41:55,687 --> 00:42:00,474 ♪ I don't want a man who likes to drink 656 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:06,001 ♪ Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink 657 00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:08,526 ♪ I don't want a man who wants his mummy 658 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:11,354 ♪ A balding pest with too much tummy 659 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,835 ♪ I don't want a man who's dead in the head 660 00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:15,228 ♪ Poor Mr. Kholi 661 00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,490 ♪ Ay, Mr. Kholi 662 00:42:16,534 -...