Superman: Brainiac Attacks

00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,523 You just build the stuff. Heh. 215 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,066 BRAINIAC: <i>Enough dallying.</i> 216 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,862 <i>My biotechnic-grafting process requires an incubation period.</i> 217 00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,864 Hold your horses, Brainy. 218 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:49,325 We have a couple of extras for your travel kit. One: 219 00:22:49,492 --> 00:22:50,994 BRAINIAC: <i>Kryptonite.</i> 220 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,163 A smidgen, but who knows? 221 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,249 Combined with your new firepower... 222 00:22:56,416 --> 00:23:00,128 ...it might be just enough to kick things up a notch. 223 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,546 BRAINIAC: <i>And second?</i> 224 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,340 We took a swab off your shiny little dome... 225 00:23:04,507 --> 00:23:06,175 ...and guess what turned up. 226 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:07,385 Your IQ. 227 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:19,105 Seems Super-Duperman clocked you so hard... 228 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:22,066 ...he left a little something for you to remember him by. 229 00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:25,737 A strand of DNA. 230 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:30,283 BRAINIAC: <i>With the Kryptonian's DNA, I can lock on to his energy signature...</i> 231 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,911 <i>...track him wherever he may be.</i> 232 00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:36,581 That's right, partner. Heh. 233 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,876 Superman may run faster than a speeding bullet... 234 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,837 ...but he can't hide. 235 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:57,977 See you at Superman's funeral. 236 00:25:25,606 --> 00:25:27,692 - Night. - <i>Hasta la vista.</i> 237 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,986 See you in the a.m. 238 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:32,947 PERRY: Not so fast. 239 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,158 Kent, need you to cover for Sarah tonight. 240 00:25:35,324 --> 00:25:36,576 She just called in sick. 241 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,037 Lovesick. Ha, ha. 242 00:25:39,328 --> 00:25:41,039 No, ate some bad clams. 243 00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:43,833 You'll be reviewing Lamont Laboe's new hot spot. 244 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,919 Ooh. <i>Trés</i> chichi. 245 00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:49,630 But, Perry, I don't know the first thing about how to-- 246 00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:53,718 Lane, the reservation's for two. Help the man out. 247 00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:56,971 Hungry? 248 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:32,882 Once again, I am reborn. 249 00:26:50,566 --> 00:26:53,736 - I didn't know it was gonna be so... - Dark? 250 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,405 Welcome to Le Chateau Laboe... 251 00:26:56,572 --> 00:26:59,158 ...the most romantic dining experience in Metropolis. 252 00:26:59,325 --> 00:27:01,828 Are we celebrating an anniversary tonight? 253 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:03,955 Honeymooning? 254 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,499 Ah, dating. 255 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:10,545 - Um, heh, actually, we're, uh... - Critics. 256 00:27:10,711 --> 00:27:13,673 So let's keep things professional, huh? 257 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:19,887 Mm. 258 00:27:20,054 --> 00:27:23,266 I love to dine surrounded by beauty. 259 00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:28,312 After I make a show of mopping up Brainiac with one of my patented Lexosuits... 260 00:27:28,479 --> 00:27:31,607 ...I'll be the new boy scout of Metropolis. 261 00:27:31,774 --> 00:27:35,528 And the military will finally beg to pay you top dollar for them. 262 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,489 Hmm. You're learning, Mercy. 263 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,867 Now, parmesan, <i>por favor.</i> 264 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:45,496 Sir, mission control has lost all contact with Lex 9000. 265 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,582 It vanished. 266 00:27:48,457 --> 00:27:51,043 It's showtime. 267 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,088 WOMAN: Well, no, no, I'm sure... 268 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:02,471 - Ew. - Calamari not your thing, Smallville? 269 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,808 Ha, ha. I'm 100 percent corn-fed. 270 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,935 If it's not Mom's chicken and dumplings... 271 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:10,104 Well, I'm glad there's squid on the table. 272 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,648 My pen just ran out of ink. 273 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:19,864 You know, Lois, I never pegged you for such a romantic. 274 00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:25,328 I mean, with Jimmy. Playing matchmaker and all. 275 00:28:25,494 --> 00:28:27,788 I just hate seeing people miss opportunities. 276 00:28:27,955 --> 00:28:31,000 Life's too short, you know what I mean? 277 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:33,669 I think I'm starting to. 278 00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:36,005 So I meddle in Olsen's affairs. 279 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:39,300 What's your story, Kent? Seeing anyone? 280 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:45,514 I'm waiting for a special someone to take notice of me. 281 00:28:46,307 -->